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Size Matters?

Hey Thunders bros,

Would you agree with this statement?

Its not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel.


Peing since--November 2003

No.

The bigger the hump, the more water stored, the longer the camel can walk for, the better chance of you getting out of the desert before you die of thirst. The motion is irrelevant.

Unless you were using a camel’s hump as an analogy for a penis. In which case I still say no.


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

First it was SS4 with dolphins, now some guy wants to have sex with a camel!


Running a Massive Co-Front.

Does the camel have big tits?

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men’s barracks.
He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, ” What’s the camel for?”

The Sergeant replied, ” Well sir, it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel.”

The Captain said “Well, if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me.”

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, ” BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!”

The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain’s quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, ” Is that how the enlisted men do it?”

The Sergeant replied, ” Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

Two polish salesmen decided to go on a camelride to the Pyramids.

On their way they got thirsty so the first said !let’a have some

beers at that bar there” The other told “We can’t as we will nver find our camelcamel among all the others here” The first said “No problem for me”.

After two beers and one hour they went to look for their camel and

the first polack lifted the tails o camels and said “not our”.

The other guy said “How can y know our camel from the back? - Y did

not even look there when we rented the camel?”

The first “I am clever y know I overheard the camel renter saying

‘theregoes my camel with two f..ing assholes on it!”


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

Two guys are on duty at a French Foreign Legion fort. One says to the other one, “See that camel over there? I’ll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the air.

The other guy says no way.

So, the first guy walks around to the back of the camel with two bricks. Reaches in between the camel’s legs and crashes the bricks together. Camel jumps 30 feet in the air.

A couple of days later the first guy says to the second guy. I bet you I can make that camel nod his head yes.

The second guy says, ” You got me last time. But there’s no way you can make that dumb animal nod his head yes.”

The first guy takes the same two bricks, walks around to the front of the camel, holds up the bricks and says,”Remember me?”.

The camel nods…..


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and got on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.

He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.

The hottest girl said , “If you fix our car we will do anything you want.”

The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.

When he finished are three girls asked, “How could we ever repay you Mr.”

After thinking for a short while he replied, “Could you hold my camel?”


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

I was actually making a reference to unit size. One of the guys said it in The Scorpian King — These camel jokes are hilarious though :thats:


Peing since--November 2003

Dropped my weights

Sean you made me drop my weights. You guys know better than to encourage him.

Big


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

There was a guy riding his camel through the desert. Suddenly a bike rider with a motocross bike appeared at the horizon and approached the guy. The one on the camel was wondering about the armour like dress of the motocross rider and asked “Isn’t it much too hot with all that leather clothing?”. The bike rider answered “Not at all, you know, driving so fast keeps me cool, due to the airflow it’s almost a bit cold”. After the bike rider had disappeared the camel rider started edging his camel to maximum speed, faster and faster, and he kept spurring it”. At some point, the camel broke down and collapsed. The camel rider was standing beside it, looking at it with astonishment saying to himself “Damn, simply frozen to death”…


...not buried yet, another 5" ahead!

KPR 0.072 @ Dec. 4, 2003

Ask yourself this: Does a loose, sloppy canyon pussy feel as great as a snug, taut beaver?

Well, from a woman’s perspective, the answer would be the same. A big FAT hammer gives her a hell of a lot more stimulation & pleasure than a twitching little nub. The only variances, of course, are the exact sizes for each individual woman. I strongly suspect that the majority of women would really enjoy girth around 6” (at least 5.5+ for sure). Some women would prefer 6.5-7, of course. But if you’re < 5.5-6” girth, I’d work hard on the girth since that’s what most women tend to speak of/think of when discussing cock size.

Well my friends, of course size matters. But, what’s the use having a big d if you don’t know how to use it. I have overheard dozens of women saying that “size matters, but you have to know how to use it”. It’s like shooting with an AK-47, if you don’t know how it works and how to aim at the target. Small, not good. Too big, not good. The conclusion is in your hands…


"If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing."

- Jamey Jasta, Hatebreed

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Originally posted by fuel78
Well my friends, of course size matters. But, what's the use having a big d if you don't know how to use it. I have overheard dozens of women saying that “size matters, but you have to know how to use it”. It's like shooting with an AK-47, if you don't know how it works and how to aim at the target. Small, not good. Too big, not good. The conclusion is in your hands…

I agree. There is the exception of sizequeens though. If you’ve been around any you may have found out they favor the big guys no matter what. A size queen likes to let it be known it doesn’t matter if he can use it or not because she knows how to use it.

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Originally posted by japanaji
Hey Thunders bros,

Would you agree with this statement?

Its not the size of the hump, but the motion of the camel.

Size and Skill are complimentary factors and do not exist exclusively of each other. Each has corresponding degrees of impact on the final analysis, i.e., lets just say that….

Some men may be big enough to compensate for their lack of skill and some men may be skillful enough to compensate for their lack of size and its possible for the impact of each component to overlap in such a way as to have a guy with large penis do no better than a guy with a small penis…

Never the less, the man that has both great size and great skill wins time and time again and can never be out done. (assuming all other things are equal)


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