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size and condoms

I haven’t found a condom I liked yet. I’m 5.5” girth, size is never the problem, sensation is.

I tried Magnums recently and it fits well. Used it for condom pumping, though.

What I really really want to do next time I go to the grocery is get one of the Magnum boxes and put it in the shopping cart face up close to the front end. See what kind of glances I get.


If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

Originally Posted by stubby
why not get condoms from condomania and then get a “condom lock” at least I think that is what it is called- I saw it at the local drugstore it is a device that keeps your condom in place.

What the hell…Anyone else heard of these? And to think I’ve made it through 21 years of my life without ever hearing about or seeing one of these…..Think they are available on walgreens.com or any other website? Stubby, remember exactly where you saw it?


The only power a woman has over you is that which you give her.

My problem is that the condom is baggy at the top and so tight at the bottom it keeps rolling back up, like a window shade that does not want to stay down.
It becomes very distracting, and ascetically looks awful.

I mean, if you are going to go through the trouble of making custom-fit condoms, you should offer the real deal. Make condoms that take into account penises that are custom tailored to your customer’s dimensions. Makes sense, yes? Maybe the famous consumer advocate, Ralph Nader, can help me out.

To give you an idea of what I’m talking about, my dimensions are:
Head: 4.82”
Mid-shaft:5.43”
Base: 6.18”


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Last edited by Ramrod : 12-11-2004 at .

I’m still only 5.25, i wish i can one day get to magnums for that confidence boost

Originally Posted by Alrdybig
What the hell…Anyone else heard of these? And to think I’ve made it through 21 years of my life without ever hearing about or seeing one of these…..Think they are available on walgreens.com or any other website? Stubby, remember exactly where you saw it?

Sorry for the slow reply Alrdybig- I saw them at the appropriately named Longs Drugs. if you google “condom lock” the first result has a pic. I was thinking of getting one and then only using Magnum XL’s in hopes that girls would see the wrapper and their mind would add some size to my penis :D

Clever

1. Spot the hottest cashier in the store

2. Get some magnums or magnum XL’s if you prefer

3. Get in line, make sure the box is noticeable

4. Feel confident, you know you do you bastard!@

5. Observe the cashier, you know what she’s thinking

6. Gloat.

Originally Posted by stubock
1. Spot the hottest cashier in the store
2. Get some magnums or magnum XL’s if you prefer
3. Get in line, make sure the box is noticeable
4. Feel confident, you know you do you bastard!@
5. Observe the cashier, you know what she’s thinking
6. Gloat.

Haha that could go wrong/be funny in so many different ways.

Cashier: Sir can you give me your items
You: Oh yeh sure…..here are THESE….(hands Magnum XL’s)
Cahier: *says nothing, moves over to bagging area*
You: Yep….XL’s alright
Cashier: Sir can you please give me your other items?
You: YEP EXTRA LARGE THAT’S WHAT XL STANDS FOR EXTRA LARGE
Cashier: I get it sir, your items?

Originally Posted by stubock
1. Spot the hottest cashier in the store
2. Get some magnums or magnum XL’s if you prefer
3. Get in line, make sure the box is noticeable
4. Feel confident, you know you do you bastard!@
5. Observe the cashier, you know what she’s thinking
6. Gloat.

I once did that without thinking until I handed it to her (it was the only thing I bought). She wasn’t a hottie though, and they were magnums.

She blushed. I mean really blushed.

Made my day.


If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

I have a large head (5.5-5.75eg) and while I can use regular condoms just fine, the Magnums are easier to get over my head, and I really like the new ‘heat lubricated’ ones. Plus, as stated above, they can be a nice confidence boost. Quick story: I lent a friend of mine my car and had some magnums in the glove box. When he gave me the car back, he was like “I guess it is true what they say about black guys” I was like “Huh??” He was like “I had my gf look in the glovebox for your insurance papers and she was like ‘holy shit’ then she showed me a magnum”. She sure started being a lot friendlier after that :D


"Do, or do not. There is no try"

- Yoda, Jedi Master

Originally Posted by mikewhit

Quick story: I lent a friend of mine my car and had some magnums in the glove box. When he gave me the car back, he was like “I guess it is true what they say about black guys” I was like “Huh??” He was like “I had my gf look in the glovebox for your insurance papers and she was like ‘holy shit’ then she showed me a magnum”. She sure started being a lot friendlier after that :D

Teh funny.


The only power a woman has over you is that which you give her.

:D

BTW, love your sig…you and me both, brother


"Do, or do not. There is no try"

- Yoda, Jedi Master

I use trojan supras most of the time, but they can be uncomfortably tight.They are the same width as magnums, but non latex.need something wider.

Okay, slightly off topic, but my local “everything for a dollar” store sells “Sure” brand condoms 12 for a buck. Would anybody trust an 8 cent condom?

Would a woman be impressed with an 8 cent condom or run away?

HOLY SHIT!

I had sex for the first time with another woman since my divorce and decided to try the Magnums I bought. It’s the most comfortable thing I’ve worn yet! Snug without choking the hell out of me. I’m a Magnum guy??? <<happy dance>>

I mentioned to my ex when I bought the Magnums that maybe my problem with condoms have always been the snugness. She agreed and said that my problem lies in the fact I’m too modest.


If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

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