Shower forever?

Ticking away the moments on the clock while you hang
You fritter and waste the hours in a dick-in-hand way
Beginning to clamp and edge, you go to town.
Waiting for someone or something to catch you today.

Tired of lying in the infrared light
Wrapping your dick to escape the pain
And you are young and dick is long
And there is time to kill today
And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you not to jerk
You never ask, you only lurk

And you stretch, and you stretch to catch up with the fun, but it’s turtling
You find your dick stuck in your behind again
The erection still gets hard in a relative way, but you’re older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

The PE Subliminal from:

Dogs

:-pink:

The Lord is my Shepard, I shall not want. He maketh me to hang from pulleys in high places. He leadeth me beside the bubbly waters to jelq in the hot tub.

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Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not turtle.

“And then one day you find
Ten years have got behind you
No one told you not to jerk
You never ask, you only lurk”

Primo stuff xl!

:-pink:

The lunatic has clamped his ass
The lunatic has clamped his ass
Remembering day of easy gains and laughs
Got to keep the newbies on the path

The lunatic has pumped his balls
The lunatic has pumped his balls
The tubes too big they got sucked in all
And sent you screaming down the hall

And if your penis bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout but no one seems to hear
And if the thread you’re on starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

Yeah baby!

Come in here dear boy, with your cigar

You’re gonna grow faaaaar

You’re gonna hang low

You’ll never have to lie

You’re gonna gain if you try

Them size queens gonna love you.

The small and insecure man as everyone knows

Stood with a weight on his dick and lube everywhere.

He didn’t care.

He post in a forum where penises grow.

His head did no thinking

His hands didn’t move except when it wasn’t getting up

Rough and ligs ran amuck on the gains

He stood in a field where penises grow.

The small and insecure man is more determined than me

But now he’s resigned to his fate

‘Cause life is unkind - he doesn’t mind.

He works hard to make his dick grow.

Did we mention the famous song “I will Swollow” by U2? It’s not direct on the issue of PE, but after doing PE, of course the girls scream this more often to Bono…

Jelqing! It’s a gas
I’m alright Jack keep your hands off of myyyy clamps!

Jelqing! It’s a hit
Don’t give me none of that ‘It don’t work’ bulllllshit!

If it turtles.you should buy it a rock to sunbathe on and get it som.fish snax

I couldn’t resist this, (U2)

I believe in making gains,

I pull, I clamp, and hang faithfully, faithfully,

I measure, to find my pleasure,

The tale of the tape, will

show the gains I made, gains I made,

BUT I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

Oh, lord. Did we change bands?

:rolleyes:

I have hung
I have swung
I have jelqed
In the sun
Only to grow an inch
Only to make a Wench

I have clamped
With a lamp
and my rice sock
Is soaking damp
Only to grow an inch
Only to hang my Wench

“And I still can’t find what I’m pumping for.”

Welcome to the forum!
We’ve got fun and games!
We’ve got everything you want,
Honey we’ve made the gains

We are the people who can teach
Whatever you may need
But be careful if you jelq to hard,
You’ll make your urethra bleed

In the Forum!
Welcome to the Forum,
Watch it grow down to your…
She na na na na na na na Knees! Knees!
Ah ah, I wanna hear you scream!

Welcome to the forum,
We jelq here every day
You’ll get a sore back and forearms
But it’s the price to pay

And if you see a sexy girl
Who’s very hard to please
You can say ‘I am a Thunders member’
I’ll hit your CDS with ease!

In the forum!
Welcome to the forum!
Watch it grow down to your,
She na na na na na na na na na knees! knees!
Ah ah, I wanna see you squeeze!

Wheeeeeen your biiig you never,
Never wanna lose gains.. huh! Gains…huh! Gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinssss…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

(SOLO) etc.