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Shower forever?

Beyond the horizon of the place we visited that made us hung

In a world of magnets and wrist wraps

Our thoughts strayed constantly on how to stretch our boundary

The squeezing of the shaft had just begun

Along the long dick all the way to the glans

Do they still show all the red dots

Originally Posted by xlmagnum
Beyond the horizon of the place we visited that made us hung
In a world of magnets and wrist wraps
Our thoughts strayed constantly on how to stretch our boundary
The squeezing of the shaft had just begun
Along the long dick all the way to the glans
Do they still show all the red dots

Um, waiter?….I’ll have some of what he’s having.

XL shifts to free verse. Wow. :)


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avocet8

How can you have any cookie, if you don’t strech your meat??


Last edited by burntoutlife : 08-19-2005 at .

Or I’m comfortably hung

Originally Posted by Langemann
“We don’t need no little penis.” :-)

LOL!

Hey size queen, leave those little dicks alone!


TGC Theory | Who Says The Penis Isn't a Muscle?

"To leave the world a better place, to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived is to succeed." - Emerson

Got a little black bag with my clamps in it :-pink:

Got lead weights on a chain

Got a broken ruler to mark up my inches and gains

I’ve got elastic bands keeping my Bib closed

I’ve got swollen lumpy veins

Got nineteen minutes left on the timer to hang

Got THC stains on my fingers

Got chilled port in the glass

Got a woman who likes to take it in the …


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

“I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.”

Oh wait, that’s an actual lyric.

We don’t need no ejaculation.

We don’t need no birth control.

In dark we edge in the bathroom.

Kegel, keep those kids unborn.

Hey, kegel, leave that spunk unflown!

All in all it’s just another prick in the wall.

All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Mother do you think my dick’s too small :-pink:

Mother do you think it’ll grow at all

Mother do you think this thing will stretch my balls

Oooh Uhh, should I hang at all


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

Mother do you think I will cement :-pink:

Mother do you think my dick is bent

Mother I can’t get my dick from this tube

Oooh Uhh should have used some lube


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

No Nukes

You’re asking your mom if your dick is bent? :wtf:

Listened to Comfortably Numb this morning. :buttrock: Sends shivers up my spine. (the guitar solo at the end)

Remember when you were young,

You wished you were hung,

Now Shine on you crazy… IR.

Now there’s a buldge in your pants,

Which you tug every chance,

Shine on you crazy… IR.

It used to shrink when you sneezed,

Now it gets hard with just a cool breeze,

Come on you monster,

Come on get plastic,

Get stretchy,

Get longer,

And Shine……………..


"It's ALL in your head. You just have no idea how big your head is." - Lon Milo DuQuette "The mind's role in P.E. is more important than the hand that touches the penis." - Mr. Nine Just ignore the crazy old man in his tinfoil-lined pyramid hat, smelling of EVO and muttering Ohhmmm my penis growwwws. He's not always to be taken literally.

Love the way this thread has turned :)


originally: 6.5" BPEL x 5.0" EG (ms); currently: 9.375" BPEL x 6.75" EG (ms)

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Tell me, o monks; what cannot be achieved through efforts. - Siddhartha Gautama

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