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Shot Down by a king kong size queen!- HELP!

Originally Posted by Godzilla
>>>I maintain the best thing to do is roll her over and stuff your junk into her fudgecunt…

RWG… You still gettin that?

Havn’t had fudgecunt in years… miss it dearly.

What I love most these days is a mouth of velvet… wish wifey was into bj’s more. And certainly miss the girls who swallowed me whole. :>(

I actually just got some of that a couple months ago… I could really go for once a month but it seems the Mrs just isn’t game for that, yet… I do other things like massage her butt checks and at the same time try to slightly s t r e t c h out her primary sex organ while doing the massage… She has only asked me a couple of times if I was trying to stretch out her butthole but I denied it… I’m working toward that end.. Hey, good luck on the BJ’s man…

L born XXL buried,

love it when you mention cow pussy brother and I just busted a gut when I read how you used it in your reply..


Hugh Jorgan: re: your post . . that was an extraordinary circumstance — that you were with a girl who had been with 2 guys , one was 9 inches and the other was even bigger. The odds against that are astronomical, so other guys here should not be intimidated. Based on the BEST numbers for penis size (Durex), 9-inch penises are so rare as to not even be on the charts. I think the 100th percentile is reached at about 8 inches non-bone-pressed. Girth? I know the 83rd percentile is reached at only 5.25 inches. I just didn’t want the guys here to get discouraged.

*I measure PRE-WORKOUT, normal erection* Started: 7 EBP x 4.9 EG. Several years on and off PE, now 8.125 EBP length x 5.5 EG midshaft (5.8 base). Working on girth (clamping) again after breaks due to injuries - fast recent gains! Pics

Originally Posted by dangleman
Hugh Jorgan: re: your post . . that was an extraordinary circumstance — that you were with a girl who had been with 2 guys , one was 9 inches and the other was even bigger. The odds against that are astronomical, so other guys here should not be intimidated.

Not that astronomical if she was specifically looking for a big dick (penis distribution will be skewed to the right given her preferences - say she listens to the rumors and targets guys with big shlongs according to those rumors, then her chances to hit a big one increase dramatically).

If she is not looking then chances that she’ll hit two big ones in a row are 1 in 10,000 (if chances to get 8 or bigger are 1 in a hundred).

Girls are dumb. If you tell a girl you have 9 inches she will believe it. Even if it’s about seven. She’ll go tell all her girlfriends that your hung like a horse.
Only experienced girls can tell if your bull shitting.

Plus you’ve got to think of visual tricks. A 7 inch dick looks big on a short thin guy. But a 8 inch dick looks small on a tall big guy. Most girls are tricked by this. Do you think most girls whip out a ruler.

So either shes lying or she only dates porn stars…. I wonder which one it is.. trust me girls dont know much about dicks, they dont have em. I talked to a girl one time and she told me the average size was 8” and I asked her where she lived because that was bs and she got angry. Girls estimate dick size they dont ACTUALLY measure guys dicks, so what they think might be 10” is more like 7”.

I have to agree many women (not all) may be off on the numbers, but I think they are very good at judging if they have been with smaller, approximate same, or bigger. I only had one woman, an ex of mine, I had sex with that actually said a number of a previous guy and that was because he ( an ex of hers) had measured in front of her because he very proud of his unit. The rest all had had “bigger”.

Be glad she is gone. She was trying to dominate you, (probably unknowingly), don’t take that shit. You got a dominator between your legs.

You have gotten some great advice from the other posts here, especially the fudge routine. I can only add the following:

1. When with a new woman, invariably she brings the conversation to ex boyfriends, husbands, pets, whatever. I have gotten into the habit of stopping her right there, telling her I realize that our past is part of what makes us unique, but that I don’t really give a shit about her exes, and that I’m sure she really doesn’t give a shit about mine, so lets just skip history class and get on to current events. Make our own history so to speak. Great BULLSHIT but it works (We all have had the experience of useless images of other guys in our mind that have nothing to do with us now. This is a great way to avoid it, and tell her that you are interested in her at the same time.) The only ones that haven’t gotten it were dumb broads who had no identity without their current or exes. So try to fuck them quick and if they’re not up for it, dump ‘em fast and find another one.

2. You know that you are not small, so you really mind fucked yourself.

3. She got you to whip it out, to talk about it? You should have massaged her tonsils with it. One sure way to shut her up. Next time don’t hesitate.

Some quotes: (Sorta)
He who hesitates is lost
Just showing up for the game is the best thing you can do to improve your odds of scoring.

Yogi Berra Said:
“Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit (fuck) at the same time?”
“Baseball is 90% mental — the other half is physical.” (Goes for fucking and relationships too)
“Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting.”

You know, maybe you should look at from another direction.

What if she saw this giant member, and in reality had never had one but wanted to try it out just the same. She may be of the type that just wants to be “one of the guys” kind of accepted. So to impress on you that it isn’t any big deal, she can handle and (the story gets bigger) anything that comes her way.

I don’t know but the later posting where she cried, may or may not have been an act.

If he didn’t want sex, don’t do it! But it didn’t have to be a controlling person/bitch, only a little bit of insecure and what you saw is how it came out.

Women aren’t that complicated.

A typical mind-fuck, many women do that, one way or another.

If you allow your mind be fucked by her, you will lose.

Looking to be a kiwi.

Last edited by kaunajouna : 10-05-2004 at .

Guys, I’ve been on vacation when you, Kojack and RWG were referring to my cucumber post. It took me two office days to stumble into this thread again. I need to do searches for “LBorn” after being away from Thunderville for a while, otherwise I miss your reactions, which I like so much.

On our vacation, after a long, long time my wife engaged into a more serious fingering session again (she usually is not into fingering very much but interrupts my approaches by telling me to give her my cock instead of my fingers). After having given her a proper pussy shave I started licking her - I also started to insert one finger after the other into her … four fingers after a while, accompanied by heavy licking. I can’t say how much I enjoyed this session. I was so hard all the time while fingering her I could nearly orgams without touching my cock. So after her orgasmic spasms subsided I stuck my cock into her gaping sweet pussy hole and shot my load into her after 5 strokes :D jummy JUMMY JUMMYYYYY … :)

Oh, we also did this beach thing again. She jerked me off at the beach in public (well, nobody noticed - it was in the sand dunes, but still…). It was also a sexual high light of these 10 beautiful days in Tarifa/Spain.

...not buried yet, another 5" ahead!

KPR 0.072 @ Dec. 4, 2003


You can go into settings to get notifications on threads that you poat in—makes it easier to get back to where you want to be.

You guys are kinda hard on women. I propose a test. Get some different size cucumbers get a 6x5 a 7x5, 8x5, 8x6, 9x7,and a 10x8. Lube them suckers up and cram them up you ass without looking. Then see if you can tell to the inch which is which.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.


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