Serious depression

>How much do you want a bigger dick?

I would give up everything I owned for one.

Thanks for the help. I’ve got some tough times ahead of me. So I’m gonna have to find a way to make this work. Bad news though. I’ve just been told my parents are building an extension next month :O

Which means…. my brothers room is being demolished. Which now means… He’s got to share my room?!?!?!

WHY GOD WHY???

He’s spends his whole life in his room playing his Xbox. Now I’ve got absolutely no private time - at all.

So does this mean you don’t have a 7.5” length and 5.5” girth or just that you don’t have a 5.5” girth? Because if you have a 7.5” length you have a big dick.

Hehe. So people say. I have a 5.5” girth. Initially I put 6” down, but I had measured it wrong. My head doesn’t think I have a big dick. Also the fact that I’ve seen people on here with massive penises really makes me feel bad. Also the fact that people at school who don’t look like they are exaggerating talk about dick size, and the average sizes that come out tend to be around the 8”-8.5” range.

>>>My head doesn’t think I have a big dick.

Join the club. Also realise that if it’s your head that is skipping logic then making your cock larger will NOT fix this problem.

>>>Also the fact that people at school who don’t look like they are exaggerating talk about dick size, and the average sizes that come out tend to be around the 8”-8.5” range

Your friends are talking shit. This is common, especially amongst school boys. Almost every guy will say 8” as a reflex reaction becauase 8” is the “standard yet not unbelievable big dick number”.

The only reason why I don’t think I have a big dick is because of the fact that I am always comparing myself to the guys on here. Which I’ve worked out is probably a bad idea, especially when there are always people who I try to be like (Krowax, Xtroop etc). Maybe I should stop. But its becoming too difficult.

If I had a larger dick, somewhere around where these guys are, I wouldn’t compare myself so badly, as I would be at an equal stage… well thats my thoughts on the matter.

You can be assured there are many who frequent this site who do not have a dick as big as you, myself being one of them. I have not posted a pic, due more to my embarrassing fat pad then my dick size, (I am 300 pounds, 6’3”), but would post one if it would assure you. I am 5.75” length by 5.5” girth, hence my name Girth Brooks. I am a phenomenally slow gainer, but not a quitter. I have recently taken up hanging thanks to the Cap’n’s Wench and am positive in attitude. I am saving up for a Bib hanger. I also have a supportive wife who likes me the way I am but goes along with my desire to change.

Man does not live by dick alone. :)

I just tried a few stretches. I did a BTC and it caned! How the hell is that supposed to work? I have testicles, which means I can’t exactly do a proper BTC without some uncomforable pressure. And lets just say it felt like I’d been punched in the nuts.

Oh, by the way, is there any special mixtures of herbs and stuff that can promote growth? I was wondering whether or not this would be a good alternative to buying pills.

Pills don’t work. If they did I would have stolen them and knocked up Briana Banks by now. Herbs will just do the same and give you wood, no real size.

For btc feel free to move your sack. You can hang with an AFB hanger which is household materials that mum won’t find what you use it for. Just break it down each night after use.

I love that punched in the nuts feel. I remeber those days. To me it means the girl is just playing hard to get.;)

One must try harder. Bruce Lee did not sit on his ass. He found ways around things. So examine proper time management and all is well.

Are you in high school or college/university?

High school. Its my last year.

Another problem is my total lack of girlfriend. I’ve never had one which is uber depressing. And its not like I’m ugly or anything. Girls have said to me in the past that I’m really cute. I’m about 6’ and slim, with an average body weight of close to 11-12 stone. I just don’t understand why girls don’t like me.

Okay. Look into ball stretching to get rid of some of your problems. You can build a CapN’s Wrench for cheap.

goose,

>I would give up everything I owned for one. <

Even your nipples? lol j/k. Would you give an hours sleep on a morning?
I remember a guy who used to hang instead of working out. Do you have a cellar or garage? If you do, get some weights. When you disappear for your workout, lock the door behind you and get the hanger or lube or whatever out for your routine as well as pumping iron.

>I just tried a few stretches. I did a BTC and it caned! How the hell is that supposed to work? I have testicles, which means I can’t exactly do a proper BTC without some uncomforable pressure. And lets just say it felt like I’d been punched in the nuts. <

I have testicles too and I can do a BTC stretch just fine. It sounds like your skin is too tight. Are you uncut? If you are, leave the foreskin halfway over the head, grip behind the glans like this, if you stretch skin instead of the actual shaft, it is too tight and needs to be stretched first.

>Oh, by the way, is there any special mixtures of herbs and stuff that can promote growth? I was wondering whether or not this would be a good alternative to buying pills.<

No.

SS4

Yeah we have a garage. But its outside. And full of stuff. And its winter.

You get the point.

I’m gonna start getting up earlier, have a longer shower. Building me a hanger. Oooh that reminds me. How do you actually go about hanging the weights off of it? Does that mean I’ve got to buy some weights? Or can I just use books etc.

Read up on social skills. practice the shit out of them. Before I was a slob who wore a Danzig T-Shirt and played Dungeons and Dragons with other losers. Then I learned the fine art of socializing. Now I am well liked, have my own cult, drink for free, molest barmaids, and involved in a law suit for paternity of a half dozen kids.

Seriously read half the stuff Luvdadus and others put in the Life, Love, and Fantasies section.

For weights you can use a lot of different things. Shoes, containers, boots, etc… Don’t you people have yard sales or second hand stores? You need like 20 lbs of weights. Look through the newspaper for people selling weights cheap cause they are moving next to Mem. Pick them up cheap. real cheap like 20 bucks or so. Take it slow. But be continuous.

It sounds to me like you are either lazy or you like feeling sorry for yourself.
If you really wanted a bigger dick you’d be putting more effort into getting it. Seriously, posts like this piss me off to no end.

“At 18 I’m still a virgin.”

Big deal, I was twenty two when I lost my virginity.

“Penis size as of 29/8/03:
7.5” BP length
5.5” Girth <<== measured wrong :P”

What are you complaining about? My current size is about this and I had to work my ass off to get it.

“As I’m still at school and have no job, I still live with my family. That consists of a mother, a father, and two very nosey siblings.”

I had four very nosey siblings and my mother. I wanted a big dick so bad that I told all of them that I have been spending a lot of time in the bathroom doing penis enlargement exercises. They laughed at me, but they left me alone. I’ve also done P.E. sessions in public bathrooms at school when I needed to.

“I’m at school until around about 4:00. I get home, and I’ve got tonnes of coursework to do. This totally blows. Once I’ve finished the coursework its about 22:00. So I have a quick shower, and watch a little TV.”

You spend five hours every single day doing homework? You are either overworking yourself or bullshitting us. If you wanted a big dick bad enough, you’d do your exercises rather than watch television.