Scientists "prove" big feet means big dick!

Gary Coleman is Shaqs dick? Well at least he found a job.

lies all lies my feet are jumbo but the tacker is a lacker

I think it was The Sun that had that in it - maybe in other papers too. The theory was 0.75 off mine too slack so thats quite strange. They dug up this big feet - big dick theory and said that its definately true now lol.

Exactly.

Check this out, I have to wear EE size shoes and my forehead is real wide but I am a short little fucker. I have always had a lot of girth on my dick and girth gains come easy to me.

Coincidence or link??? I don’t know.

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I tested this theory, and I’m no where near 8.5!!

If that formula was correct I would be a 8.25. :)

That means I have an 11” dick!!! Wait…no, no I don’t. :(

This “theory” also came up at lpsg.org recently. It works less than 50% of the time, by the guys who plugged in the numbers there. It’s a half in off for me, and it’s often more like two or three inches off.

Nice try. Sometimes I can tell by body type whether or not a guy has a kilbasa, but even then, I’m surprised in the shower room that I was off. Has too much to do with genetics, hormones during growth period, and even disease. Some guys have monster cocks because they get brain tumors, or tumors in the testes, etc. Too many variables. The only sure way is to walk up to all the guys you see and ask, “And so, buddy, how big is your cock flacid and errect?” Somehow that seems very intrusive and impolite to me.

What’s a US size 13 D in brit size?

this is so bull.. im short, skinny, weigh something like 9 1/2 stone and ive always packed it larger then any 6 foot person ive ever known (the advantage of having some girls as friends is that they take photos of other guys nobs all the time).

I actually remember a comment from a 6 foot peer of mines mum saying to my mum that my penis was ‘huge’ (she would know because I use to run around naked in the house when I was a young lad) and that her son wasn’t as big as me. They’ve been friends for virtually their entire life, this other person is some serious testostorone guy. Always risk taking, always dominating, tall, built. Yet, from birth to now ive always packed it larger then him. And I’m hardly a testostorone fueled guy.

If you want to know the truth, height, shoe size, hand size. It’s all speculative, it’s purely genetics and has very little to do of what we naturally expect. If anything, the largest difference would be a couple of milimetres, in truth, the penis doesn’t contain muscles or bone so it doesn’t apply to biological proportion ratio logic so much. Do you think a taller person has more ligaments and connective tissues? No, its just the same, there is no need for more ligaments or more connective tissues :-)

What would be considered BIG, I ask my g/f, and she said that my dick was bigger than what she was used to, now I don’t know if she was just saying that are if she was being honest, because I’m 7”X6” erect,and 6”X5” and change flaccid, someone help me, because if she is right then I don’t need to be here!

Muzik4life… You shouldn’t be here in the first place if you are doing this for a woman. Do you honestly think your girl would tell you if she believed that you wasn’t big enough anyway? Most girls wouldn’t want to hurt their guy. Also, this improves the overall health of your penis. Do what you think is right.

Obviously, this is someone hijacking PEsts account. The REAL PEst is off smearing EVO all over the place to cure dull aches and T-veins…

So let me get this straight. If my shoe size determines my dick size, if I do PE will my feet get bigger!?!? GREAT! Now I have to stop PE or buy all new shoes!! :cuss: