Santa, I want a new penis for Xmas!

Hello my fellow PE’ers!

I’ve just decided that the next time I will measure my penis will be on the Christmas day. I know, I know, there’s almost two months to go, but I think I have been a good boy :angel: , and that Santa will help me with my gains rate. :gift: Or he may also give me some damn pajamas once again. :chuckle:

30/10/07

BPEL: 6.2
EG: 4.8

And I'd be happy with…

25/12/07

BPEL: 6.4
EG: 4.9

So, how well did you boys behave this year? ;)

As long as were asking, I would like an Iphone and a new 50 inch LCD TV.

Thanks,
LTB

:chuckle:

Yeah, I’m doing kinda the same thing (not measuring till New Year’s Day,) looking for .2” or anything above in girth - about .1” of girth a month… I haven’t been such a good boy, but I’m working hard.

So, you’ ll have this:

Funny hahah!

That’s a deal I’ll measure at Christmas as well.

What I love about Christmas are the hoe, hoe, hoes.

GREAT! Who else wants to join us?

For once a guy with some realistic expectations. Good for you, man. Good luck.

Santa, I am expecting this new penis gift wrapped for me in your present sack. It will be 8 x 6 otherwise there will be trouble.;)

Santa says, “Bend over”. ;)

Is he theatening old Saint Nick?

Yeah, if I’m lucky.

I’m in !!!

Dear Santa: will you send me another quart of Lubriderm lotion?…..thanks

Hahahahahaha :( Noooo !