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Penis Volume Calculator...


Penis Volume Calculator...

Hey guys, this is just a simple little program I wrote the other day to assist me with some batch calculations….

I prettied it up a bit so I could post it here for everyone to take a look at. Basically you enter a starting length and girth and goal values, choose a level of incrementation, and click calculate. You then get a list of all the values from your starting measurements up to your goal, with the volumes worked out…

eg you enter 6x5 and 8x6 with an increment of 0.25 you will get the volumes of:



you can use it to work out what your volume would be if you, say, gained a quarter inch in girth etc…

Have fun with it and if you find any bugs/have any ideas for new features be sure to let me know

Right on.. :)

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Archimede's principle

The best way to measure the dick’s volume would be to immerse it!


but the purpose of the program is not to measure (you provide the measurements) but rather to perform batch calculations on volume in measurement ranges :D

just did my goal and came up with 20.064…good work secjay! :)

My Goals: 7" x 6 " enbpl


isnt it interesting that 1.25” gain in length would give me about a 12% increase in volume whereas 1.25” gain in girth would result in about 62% increase?

I find it exciting the prospect of gaining this much girth :D

something else interesting: A guy who starts at 6x5 and gains an inch in both length and girth (not unusual) stands to almost double the volume!!


That’s a cool program. :)

You wrote that in VB6?

Aha, some recognition at last! :D
When I first posted this a few days short of 2 years ago, there was only a few dozen members, who weren’t interested anyways :D
Fortunately like me, you must be one of those nuts who likes to fuck around with the numbers etc ;)

Yep. I wrote it in VB6 since I just wanted a nice little easy clean interface. I actually spent more time on the icon than the code, although I did manually test the algorithm, so it should all be 100% correct. I did it specifically so that you could see the volume differences between two different sizes, split into an increment range in between.

That way you can put in your current size, goal size, and see how much volume you will increase by in each tin (or whatever sized gain you like) gain.
I thought it was a pretty cool thing…


In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

Glad you liked it Pud. Man, you n00bs are great at exhuming ancient shit ;)

Maybe I’ll slap together a far more comprehensive tool for your tool.
Suggested/requested features if anybody’s interested, I’ll see what I can do?

I was looking for one of these a few weeks ago. Right on!

What are you gonna do? Sic your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me? I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when Im around! Its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson.

Great program. Just what I was looking for.

Started: BPEL 6.75" MSEG 4.75", Now: BPEL 7.75" MSEG 5.438", Goal: BPEL 8" MSEG 6"

Oh, uhm.
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I quickly made a little spreadsheet to do this for those not on windows. See attached.

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Size is little more than a controllable perception without an accurate means of measurement.

What was the algorithm for calculating the volume of the penis?

We could make a javascript version of this program so you can do it on the web with your web-browser. Javascript is pretty much platform independent, should be able to work on nearly all operating systems and computers.

Haha, wow. I’m such a javascript enthusiast and didn’t think of that. Silly me. Honestly. The spreadsheet should be enough to demonstrate what’s happening (I don’t usually flowchart out simple things)… if not I’ll whip up something tomorrow night if you don’t Dicko.

Size is little more than a controllable perception without an accurate means of measurement.

Cool, me too. Maybe we could cook something up? I don’t have Excel I’m afraid so I haven’t looked at the spreadsheet and I can’t get the VB program to run correctly. For volume calculation do you use a cylinder shape to represent the shaft and a hemisphere for the head?

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