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Penis Enlargement From 30 years Ago

I found a dusty old book comprised of Letters to Penthouse from the 1970s, and it had a whole section on Penis Size and some enlargement techiniques! I remember as a kid already being fixated on the possibility of increasing my cock size, and eagerly bought the book when I came across it somehow (garage sale?) in the 1980s. Here is one of the early PE stories:

Originally Posted by Letter To Penthouse, 1976
Perhaps some of your readers who are not generously proportioned will be interested in how I developed an organ of respectable size. Three years ago, when I was in Vietnam at age 23, I measured three inches in the flaccid state and 5.5 inches in the erect condition. Today, in the flaccid state my penis measures 5 inches and it erects to 7.25 inches. And its diameter has been increased proportionately.

I credit this penis enlargement to a device I bought in Tokyo a few weeks before I returned to the United States to obtain a discharge from the Army. It is called a linga pendulum. A synthetic rubber hourglass fits behind the head of the penis and a sizing clamp, attached to the hourglass, can be adjusted to a precise fit. Two interlocking pendulums fasten to the clamp. These are rubber and have loops at the bottom to hold locks which in turn are used to suspend weights of various amounts. One can add a number of these small weights to give the desired downward force.

The weights gently stretch the penis and at the same time help to develop and strengthen the vital erectile muscles of the organ. Immediately upon awakening in the morning, I put on the rquipment and wear it while showering and eating breakfast. About 45 minutes a day has done the trick for me. After three years’ experience and training, my genital muscles are toned up to the point that my erections are rock hard and at 90 degrees to my body. Perhaps the linga pendulum won’t do the development job for everyone, but for me the results have been most gratifying.

— George Jones (Address Withheld), New York City


My Before and After pics -- .5" gain...

All I can say is that PE is not rocket science. I’m sure this stuff has been thought about and tried for centuries, but how many people want to commit the time, effort, and ego to the task?

Like all Penthouse letters, that one looks like it was written by a professional writer.

The device was the subject of USPS complaint.
http://www.usps.com/judicial/1976deci/4-15.htm

I can’t find anything else on the respondent there: Poston Distributing. Maybe Bob Guccione was involved somehow.

Neato


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-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...

Al Gore AKA: George Jones


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Originally Posted by Ike
The device was the subject of USPS complaint.
http://www.usps.com/judicial/1976deci/4-15.htm

I can’t find anything else on the respondent there: Poston Distributing. Maybe Bob Guccione was involved somehow.

Wouldn’t we have ball helping anyone with that kind of attack from USPS today. Back then the poor guy wouldn’t have had a prayer of coming up with evidence to substantiate his claims. I wonder how many he sold and how many had any success. That would have been a real underground activity back then.

Aren’t we lucky Al Gore invented the Internet and now so many of us can laugh at scoffers while we go on to make our wives smile and we can sashay with our implements in mixed crowds.


09-2003 BPEL:6.0x5.5

11-2004 BPEL:8.25x6.25 . . 9+ by Spring is the goal AIR CLAMP

Now BPEL:8 5/8 x 6 5/8 PE Weights

Letter # 2, The Flagstone Method

Here is another Letter from the same book. This time I won’t use the quote, which made the last one sort of hard to read, methinks.

Letter to Penthouse, circa 1970
I read every so often in Penthouse of readers’ inquiries on how to enlarge the penis, and no one seems to come up with the answer. Perhaps my experience in Thailand as a Japanese PoW can solve their problem.

When passing near the Japanese sleeping quarters I often noticed round flagstones, of varying diameters, with a hole in the center. These stones intrigued me for some time until one day I saw how they were used.

Relaxing on the edge of his bed, naked, a Japanese soldier pulled his flaccid penis through the center hole, and then an erection ensured that the stone wouldn’t come over the knob. He then sat for as long as he could, letting the weight of the stone dangle from his erect penis. This must have been a painful process, but it seemed to be quite successful judging by the number of dangling penises I saw, and their length.

— H.T. (Name and Address Withheld), Ruislip, Middlesex, England


My Before and After pics -- .5" gain...

Originally Posted by Ike
Like all Penthouse letters, that one looks like it was written by a professional writer.

The device was the subject of USPS complaint.
http://www.usps.com/judicial/1976deci/4-15.htm

It is funny, I googled the “linga pendulum” too, and found that link. My goal was to find a copy of the story so I could cut and paste instead of typing. I failed in that effort.

Anyway, one thing that irked me about the text of the link was “Dr. Cordaro testified that the size of the penis is influenced genetically and by hormones [and that] it is not possible to increase the size of the penis through exercise.”

It is so irritating the way “experts” always cling to the same dogma and echo each other’s crap instead of thinking outside the box and thinking for themselves; in short, actually thinking!

This “Toeing the Party Line” mentality crosses every profession and discipline, not just Medical Doctors, but they particularly seem to get a unique respect for their status, so it is especially irritating to have them so frequently uninformed.


My Before and After pics -- .5" gain...

I seem to remember PEnine mentioning he had come across an old jelq book sometime a few decades back. Can’t remember the specifics of that.

Originally Posted by commanderblop
Here is another Letter from the same book. This time I won’t use the quote, which made the last one sort of hard to read, methinks.

Letter to Penthouse, circa 1970
I read every so often in Penthouse of readers’ inquiries on how to enlarge the penis, and no one seems to come up with the answer. Perhaps my experience in Thailand as a Japanese PoW can solve their problem.

When passing near the Japanese sleeping quarters I often noticed round flagstones, of varying diameters, with a hole in the center. These stones intrigued me for some time until one day I saw how they were used.

Relaxing on the edge of his bed, naked, a Japanese soldier pulled his flaccid penis through the center hole, and then an erection ensured that the stone wouldn’t come over the knob. He then sat for as long as he could, letting the weight of the stone dangle from his erect penis. This must have been a painful process, but it seemed to be quite successful judging by the number of dangling penises I saw, and their length.

— H.T. (Name and Address Withheld), Ruislip, Middlesex, England

No wonder Japan lost the war. They were all sitting around waiting for their dicks to grow.

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet: he discovered jelquing. He was busy translating Arabic texts one day (y’know…like you do), and he happened to discover…

Oh no wait, I’m getting him confused with someone else.

Dammit.

I lost my train of thought. OH. I remember:

Originally Posted by Monty530
Aren’t we lucky Al Gore invented the Internet and now so many of us can laugh at scoffers while we go on to make our wives smile and we can sashay with our implements in mixed crowds.


Sashay with our implements?

I want video.

{Just to make sure I'm doing it right, you understand.}

So what’s with the Al Gore jokes?

I think we have something in common with Al, what with all the nay-sayers.

An Inconveniet Truth, indeed.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
So what’s with the Al Gore jokes?

I think we have something in common with Al, what with all the nay-sayers.

An Inconveniet Truth, indeed.


I shudder to think I have anything in common with Al Gore.

Now you’ve got me worried. If the Japanize were into PE/war and the African tribes that used Yohimbe before going into battle with full erections, what’s going to happen to us PE’rs? Are going to go mad and attack the post offices and libraries?


09-2003 BPEL:6.0x5.5

11-2004 BPEL:8.25x6.25 . . 9+ by Spring is the goal AIR CLAMP

Now BPEL:8 5/8 x 6 5/8 PE Weights

You know Monty, somehow I think we’ll be ok.

Does anyone else think an erection in battle would be a liability? Just saying…


"Debate the idea..."

Originally Posted by goonbaby
Does anyone else think an erection in battle would be a liability? Just saying…


Not if you topped it off with a spear point and used it for a bayonet.

…hmm, that reminds me of a movie I once saw. It was a horror/suspense/thriller where the bad guy had an appliance that strapped on over a guy’s penis that had blades & barbs sticking out of it. He then made a guy wear it & threatened to kill him if he didn’t have sex with some lady. Of course, the evil appliance sliced the lady up inside and she died from the encounter. Anybody know the name of that movie?


PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

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