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Penimaster - Such a scary moment!



I was doing Jury Duty last year, which was great because I got to leave the house later than everyone and pump to my hearts content :) :_pump: :D . I would clamp it up, and remove the clamp in the Court House bathroom when it became uncomfortable. One day, I got the bright idea :D to wear a couple of golf weights.

Ding ding ding went the metal detector. I took my coat off, shoes, wallet, watch, power bars out of my pocket, then I broke into a cold sweat :eek: , I forgot I had the weights on. They frisked me and let me go through. I didn’t make that mistake again.

cead mile failte :lep:

Slack i am shocked at your initial response. Maj.Wood basically said the same as me, but with all of the relevant technical jargon included. I skipped over it because I didn’t think it was necessary.

So you know all about security systems eh? What makes you believe I know nothing about them?

Even the picture provided is a wire pretty much as I tried to describe. Am I missing something, or were you?

Well it seems to me that you can easily bypass these security tags if you have a Strong magnet?

I’ve worn my PM EVERYWHERE… electronics stores, music stores, hardware stores, department stores & so on. Not once has any of the alarms gone off. I can’t wait for the opportunity to explain this when it does happen though. Can you just imagine?

clerk: Excuse me sir but you just triggered the store’s electronic theft detection device. Please step back into the store.
GRX: Pardon me miss, but what seems to be the problem?
clerk: Since you triggered the theft detection device, I’ll have to look at your receipt and your bags.
GRX: Well, I don’t have either since I didn’t purchase anything today. Are you sure that the system is functioning properly? Does your store have a policy for testing and calibrating this machine daily to ensure its accuracy and thus protecting the public from false accusations due to malfunctions?
clerk: Excuse me sir? Um, I’ll have to ask you to come to the security office so we can search you to make sure that you haven’t stolen anything.
GRX: Well young lady, I can assure you that I have not stolen anything and my lawyer will be drooling at the opportunity to discuss this matter with your store should you choose to invade my privacy by insisting that I submit to a search.
clerk: I’m sorry sir but I have to follow procedures.
GRX: Okay, but if it turns out that the medical device I wear on my penis is what has caused your security system to falsely trigger, I will be very upset at this invasion of my privacy.
clerk: A medical device for your what?
GRX: For my penis. I have to wear a device that keeps it stretched to correct damage to my ligaments, that caused curvature of my penis.
clerk:*blushing* You mean that’s really your penis in your pants and not stolen merchandise?
GRX: Yes it is. If you agree to drop this matter, I’d be more than willing to show it to you.
clerk:*blushing and mouth watering* Um, ok… let me just tell my boss that everything’s okay and make sure I can take my 15 minute break.
GRX: Whatever you say.
clerk:*hungrily* I talked with my boss and everything’s okay. Please come with me. ;)
GRX: I will if we time it right :leftie:
clerk: Oh my…! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. :D

PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.

Originally Posted by GlandMaster

Beowww Chicka Beowww Beowww….

Hmmmmm… is that cheesey-porno-background-music that I hear? (:

PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people. that’s funny.


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