PE T-shirts (p2)

02-21-2006, 10:47 AM

Para-Goomba

“Twatteaser” might make a great t-shirt if it weren’t for the Google results that the word turns up (:

02-22-2006, 04:36 AM

Burzum

Originally Posted by RockXP

Got Big Penis?

Nah, people would just think you’re gay, man.

Originally Posted by sparkyx

Mr B. Dog finds that if he whacks his dick with a hammer, it turns purple, and shrinks up for a week.

Originally Posted by Smallja

Mary was a dirty slut and that's why she got pregnant. She loved God's giant, holy penis.
-Smallja

02-24-2006, 05:09 AM

david9

Originally Posted by Kirin

Maybe it would be better if it was something ambiguous, so that only other people who know about PE would understand it.

His purpose is to attract women, not men.

02-25-2006, 05:49 AM

Kirin

I thought the purpose was to be funny. Walking around exclaiming, “I have a big dick!” will just make you look insecure.

02-25-2006, 03:10 PM

WayneCider

An idea I had, back when I was single, was to buy one of these:

at my size (6” at the base) and wear it on a necklace. Now that would be a conversation piece.

If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

03-25-2006, 03:09 PM

Tasoetem

Good idea!jaaj

03-25-2006, 03:43 PM

powpow

If you ever were to wear an 8 x 6 t-shirt, I’m pretty sure that 98% of the women would not know what it means and would not bother to ask what it means.

On the other hand, 98% of the gay guys you’d come across would smile and wink at you. They know what 8x6 refers to…

03-25-2006, 04:25 PM

TenInchGoal

I saw this T-shirt on Jenna Haze “Got dick?”. :)

Start: 6.3 BPEL x 4.5 MSEG & 4.5 BSEG

Now: 7.7 x 4.7 x 5.5 BSEG

Goal: 8 x 6

03-25-2006, 04:38 PM

mravg

Originally Posted by Kirin

I thought the purpose was to be funny. Walking around exclaiming, “I have a big dick!” will just make you look insecure.

I agree.
T-shirts designed to show status or “brag” usually back fire.

It seems to me like those “Mercedes Benz” T-shirts usually worn by people driving beat up Oldsmobiles.
If you drive a Benz, you don’t need a T-shirt to tell people you do.
If you have a big dick, it is probably more important to you than it is to anyone you might be trying to impress. Tacky, and in poor taste, I think.

Horny Bastard