PE Shopping Trip Failure: Yohimbe and Ace Wrap
I hit Rite Aid today to pick up some more self-adhesive Ace Bandage. Decided I’d pick up a few more cheap items that were on my shopping list.
Went looking for the Homedics TheraP Wrist Wrap. Nada. Found the Ace Elbow Wrap that I read some folks here liked even better than the TheraP. At the same time I saw the Ace Multi-Use Wrap Now, with the added Power of Magnets ….ooohhh maybe it’s just like the Homedics wrap! Wrong-o. Should have bought the Elbow Wrap, this thing is huge, much to wide, and hurts. :(
Item one: waste of money
Also decided to scout out some Yohimbe. I read the positives and negatives here, thought I’d give it a try. I wasn’t too worried about the side effects. Used to be an Ephedrine-head, so hell, a little sweating, shivering, and racing heart doesn’t bother me! Besides my BP is perfect, and heart is fine. Wrong-o. This crap sucks. I took one and now I’m one giant ball of jittery, annoyed, sweaty, nerves. My nose is running, I’m freezing cold. Matter of fact it feels just like the onset of food poisoning, or battling a really bad Flu. I can hardly sit still, and I have the need to pace the floor. Yeah, it gave me a pretty heavy semi right off the bat, but I’ll be damned if I feel like doing anything with it! I decided against going out and getting a bag of weed just to see if it would calm me-the-fuck-down, I’ll just ride it out. But this seriously sucks.
Item two: waste of money
Also decided to grab a bottle of hair gel, with a cap the size I was looking to use with my SuckXtender. I used my thumb to reference the size in comparison with the one I used in my first try. Got home. Wrong-o! Same exact size as the one I already had.
Item three: waste of money
I’m not going shopping no more. I’m gonna go crawl into a corner and shiver this Yohimbe off.
Some days you just can’t win.