I hear it’s the duck tape and crazy glue that causes the itching.

GoDeep, great read.

Start gaining and it’s amazing what it will do for you.
Suddenly your coming out of a years old funk you didn’t even know you were in.
you get some great new confidence and self esteem,
and nothing compares to the whoa shit! response from your partner.
Now wait until she makes it her mission to see just how much of the new meat puppet she can get down her throat. Wait that was my wife, I’m getting confused again, O’ well….

It’s always good to hear another happy beginning:
You lost some of the weight and your dick grew,

Good Times! Congratulations.