PE as a Way of Life.
There have been several threads lately on the subject of PE being boring and how to occupy ones self while working out.
PE doesn’t have to be boring, and for it to really pay off you almost have to make it fun or pleasurable. The easier PE is and the more pleasurable it is, the more you will do it. I know that there are those lucky easy gainers who come through this forum from time to time and gain quickly, but for most of us it is work. Quite honestly, I think in order to really see any significant gains you need to be almost obsessed with PE, and to do this you have mold your life around it both socially and at work as much as possible. Of course, I know not everyone has the luxury of working at home, or the privacy at home or at work for the kind of obsession that I have for The Craft, but you would be surprised how easily you can fit PE into your life to maximize your routine time and efforts. This is how I do it.
I live in a pretty large two bedroom apartment and I’ve converted one of the bedrooms to a kind of (Home Office Entertainment Center PE Dungeon) room. The office has two doors that can be locked on each side of the room. I have this room set up specifically for PE and for my job. I have two huge corner console desks set up end to end so they take up half of the room in a U shape. In the center of one wall there are three 27” TV’s with build in VCRs and to either side I have Monitors, five in all with five computers under the desks. I have Eye-bolts bolted through the desk by each keyboard so I can fulcrum hang at any work station with a pulley, and by rolling my chair around while hanging I can work all the angles. There is also a hook in the ceiling for hanging OTS. On the free wall is a futon and a bookcase with my library of porn. (VCRs close to 2,000 tapes.)
Mrz. G’s computer is set up in the dinning room and also she has one in our bedroom. All the computers in the house are networked together with a wireless router to a single broadband account. She also has an AOL account, so there are always one or more computers logged onto T’s place, and sometimes all of them. I like to be able to see what’s going on at T’s place from any room at any time at a glance. I’m also usually logged on at Doc’s townhouse and/or at my agent’s office (also a woman). I’ve been accused by the women in my life of being a little addicted to this site, but I can’t imagine why they say this;)
HANGING and Length-work Days:
When I hang: both hands are free, and dry (no lube) this is when I get most of my work done. I write and browse the forum when I’m blocked. I also browse while manual stretching and dry jelqing. After hang sessions I wear the AutoExtender for an ADS while I’m sitting which is also hands free so I can work or browse the forum. If I have to get up I slip on pe weights.
On Girth days I don’t get much work done. When I clamp: I put porno on the three TVs and have it flipping in a slide-show on all the computers except the one that is on T’s Place. If I am alone in the apartment I will have porn on every computer and or TV in the house, so I can stay stimulated as I move about the house multi-tasking. This panoramic cornucopia of porn helps me stay hard in the clamp, and/or the tube. Of course if others are in the house, I just lock myself in my PE Dungeon. But usually I have the house to myself, at least during the day.
I dry jelq and work dry with the canning tongs between clamping sets, always dry, without lube.
The only time I do wet work is when I pump and this is the only time my hands are not free for other things. Pumping takes full concentration, with a heating pad wrapped around the tube, using a vibrator and the panoramic porn to stay hard in the tube.
Every morning after all PE sessions I end up jelqing and stretching in the hot tub right outside my apartment by the pool. After the final stretching and wet qelqing in the 104 degree water I slip on 2 pounds of lead pe weights and swim laps cooling the ligs while they are still held extended in the chilled 50 degree water. (Wintertime in Texas)
This is my morning routine. In the evenings I do the same only I usually exchange the swim with an hour on the treadmill or track while wearing the lead weights. I still do the hot tub and pool heat and chill in the lead weights, I just don’t stay in the cold water as long in the evenings. (Except in the summertime.)
I usually end my evening sessions with sex, edging inside Mrz G dogie style with my post pumped faux 7” girth which is very pleasurable for us both. It massages away my fluid build up and gives her a great girthy fuck. For me this is a continuation of my cardio workout, because my am is to pleasure her more than myself. I do not come during girth days. Then after a hot shower and dinner I wind down the night by wearing the AutoExtender while sitting on the sofa by the fireplace drinking wine and watching movies with the Mrz. Between extender sets she manually jelqs and massages me and then tucks me into a sofa-fowfer or I’ll put the extender back on once the erections subsides. We coordinate this with commercials, but I have to admit this sometimes turns into sex violent on the sofa and I slip over the edge with an orgasm, but I can usually hold back. This is one of the reasons I always promote PE Pals, or PE Savvy wives and S/Os. It really helps to keep The Craft fun and productive. Stealth PE really slows you down and makes your sessions boring and a chore. I understand some guys have no choice but to keep PE in the closet. But if you really want to have productive sessions, I highly suggest you involve your spouse.
I do all this pretty much 7 days a week in the winter, and PE is never boring for us, especially the post faux girth edging, she loves this, and so do I. I only come on length workout days but SHE comes every day. In the summer we go to nudist camps and she shows me off, but that’s a story for another thread.
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Last edited by Big Girtha : 01-08-2006 at .