Thunder's Place

The big penis and mens' sexual health source, increasing penis size around the world.

Patent Application for Vacuum Jelqer

Patent Application for Vacuum Jelqer

Now this one is original (sort of). From a quick inspection, it looks like the tube is somewhat elastic and forms a seal with the base of the penis. No pump is required. You just pull on the thing. I wonder if you can hang weights from it?

Attached Files
USApp20010044569.pdf
(268.5 KB, 74 views)

Enter your measurements in the PE Database.

Actually, I see now that the tube is rigid.

Too bad. If it were elastic, you could put a hose clamp on it and use it as a combined pump/power jelqer/ULI thing.

It’s even enclosed, so there’s very little cleanup after your dick explodes.


Enter your measurements in the PE Database.

“It’s even enclosed, so there’s very little cleanup after your dick explodes.”

Hehe, always look on the bright side of things, huh? :D

… and if you keep what’s left in the cylinder, perhaps a doctor could reattach it. If not, you would definitely have something interesting to put over the fireplace.

-Hey babe, wanna come over and take a look at my dick?
-Sure, whip it out, why don’t ya?
-Oh no, it’s right over there in that jar on that shelf.


March 2003 5.7" EBPL 5.0" EG

Currently 7.7" EBPL 5.1" EG

Goal 8.0" EBPL 6.0" EG

Top
Similar Threads 
ThreadStarterForumRepliesLast Post
Michigan man seeks patent on new condom designtwatteaserMen's Sexual Health802-19-2009 02:14 PM
Patent Application for Penis StretcherModestoManPenis Enlargement702-09-2005 05:10 AM

All times are GMT. The time now is 12:24 AM.