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Only on Thunders would you hear or say....

Only on Thunders would you hear or say....

Alright, I’m not sure if this type of thread has been made before, but if not - well here it is.

The rules for this thread are simple: name things you would only hear on Thunders, or that you are much more likely to hear on Thunders, that you would be less likely to hear in your regular day-to-day life. Or, if not something you’d only hear on Thunders, then name something you would only SAY on Thunders. I think the list could go on forever, but this needs to get started somewhere, so I think I’ll start it off.

Only on Thunders would I hear:
“… try hanging 15 lbs off of your schlong and tell us how it goes for you”


No dedication + No self-discipline = No Gains. This goes for working out as well. It\'s elementary math kids.

Starting Date: 1-17-05 - EL: 6 in. EG: 5.125 in. ... or 5 2/16 in. ..FL: 4.5 in. ... or 4 8/16 in. FG: 4.5 in. ... or 4 8/16 in.

14th Check-In Date (much 'rest time' so far): 10-01-06 - EL: 7 1/16 in. EG: 5 9/16 in. ................ FL: 5.00 in. ... or 5 in. FG: 4.75 in. ... or 4 12/16 in....1st Goal: EL: 7 in. EG: 5.75 in ... or 5 12/16 in.

Go easy with that clamp, or you’ll burst a vein in your cock!

‘I’m going for 9*7 to fill her up completely.’

“She winced! Hooray for me!”
“Attaboy!”
“Yeah- what were your starting stats? What position were you in?”

“Which larger size condom do you prefer and why?”


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

“Hey guys, take a look at these pictures of my dick and tell me what you think!”

How about:

“Your 7.5x5.5 is too small” =D


(2007-12-29): 5.25" x 4.25" (BPEL x EG)

(2008-03-30): 5.5" x 4.25" (BPEL x EG)

Gains: 0.25" x 0"

“It’s okay, those red spots on your dick are a good sign.”

“I’m concerned that I’m too big for BJs”


WE are the 99% 'WE are the people you depend on; we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls. We drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Don't f&ck with us'-- Madame DeFarge

"Rope trades @$10 a yard. I wonder if they even know that?"- Capitalist

Originally Posted by cheeva
“Hey guys, take a look at these pictures of my dick and tell me what you think!”

:D :thumbs:

“Post a pick of your cock!”


Past: 5-5.5" BPEL x 4.5" GIRTH

Present: 7.55" BPEL x 5.55" GIRTH (1 year progress)

Future: 8-9" BPEL x 6" GIRTH

“There’s blood dripping from my penis, should I take a break?”


Wishing and hoping for the best - yup your doing it wrong.

“That’s a great looking cock you’ve got there!”


We have the technology! We can make it bigger, stronger...

Orig BPEL 6.25x4.375 current BPEL 7.3125x4.5

Goal NBPEL 7.25x 5.25EG

“Ejaculation is bad”


We have the technology! We can make it bigger, stronger...

Orig BPEL 6.25x4.375 current BPEL 7.3125x4.5

Goal NBPEL 7.25x 5.25EG

Originally Posted by jay_w

“Ejaculation is bad”

Haha good one.

Originally Posted by Langemann
Interesting test: Will the self esteem of a newly, jelqed, thick cock give us a better result at a job interview? Is there any body who have tried it? I will definitely jelq a few minutes before my next job interview! At least it will bring my mind over to something else than the upcoming interview…

:shrug:

Yeah, this thread could have an entire page dedicated to langemann.


Retired.

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