“I wore my ADS to the gym, but everyone could see the strap round my knee. Do I need longer shorts?”
“I’m looking for a PE buddy to train with, hopefully one of the vets, so they can give me great advice. We can jelq together in my sauna.”
stuzilla
Only on Thunders would you hear or say....
ExSS
“I actually thought about putting a cape on my dick and have it go fight crime.”
Started ... Dec 2010: 6.25in BPEL, 5.75in MEG
Current ... Jan 2012: 6.9in BPEL, 6.0in MEG
Goal ... whenever: 8.0in BPEL, 6.25in MEG ** With great penis comes great responsibility **
gapinga
“I showed my gf pictures of a big black dick, and now we broke up. Fuck that guy.”
“Hey guys, just an update, so close to my goal! My girlfriend/wife/etc. Told me sex is always painful now and she doesn’t enjoy it! Made me feel HUGE!!”
Newb: “You can’t enlarge your penis and this is why: …”
alin
Originally Posted by gapinga
“I showed my gf pictures of a big black dick, and now we broke up. Fuck that guy.”
This is a classic.
Starting stats: 6.4" / 5.6" Current Stats: 7.4" / 5.8" Short term goal: 7" / 6" Long term goal: 8" / 6.5"
shiby916
Saiyan22 :D
Only if he’s not on another site of course :)
Starting stats: 7" EL x 5" EG Current stats: 7.1" EL x 5.125" EG Goal : 7.5" x 5.75"
Blambi
“Has anyone ever passed through airport security wearing their ball zinger?”
“Which electrolyte can I use to increase the voltage zapping through my balls when I wear a ball zinger?”
“I always hang ‘between the cheeks’ while watching TV.”
“Wife stole my ADS.”
“I’m going on a decon break.”
“Take days off, your unit will thank you for it.”
START: [23 FEB 2010] BPEL: 6.5, EG: 4.9 [AUG 23 2010] BPEL: 7.75, EG: 5.3 [AUG 23 2011] BPEL: 8.1, EG: 6.0
MINI-GOAL: 8x6 (reached); LONG-TERM GOAL: 12x9
VinterFrost
“Wow, what a nice cock… no homo!”
shiby916
“Jelq before or after pumping?”
Starting stats: 7" EL x 5" EG Current stats: 7.1" EL x 5.125" EG Goal : 7.5" x 5.75"
Sporran
Vater’s wife finally gave Vater anal.
"I have now signed up to many Female strap-on sites [I particularly recommend MenInPain or Straponchicks] and so my kink grows… [Thanks Miss Lotus]" - Come back Marco 187! From: The ”Weirdest” of all questions: Strap-on
Ok you should be feeling like shit because there is shit all over your bottom now. From: Ass Cleaning 101
Should I have put these in the "shitty thread"? :D
Forte est vinum fortior est rex fortiores sunt mulieres super omnia vincit veritas: "Wine is strong, a king is stronger, women are stronger still, but truth conquers all" (1 Esdras, chapters 3 & 4)
scienceguy106
“All 5 of them, Patabrava”
I'm a disciple of science.
8inchpencil
“I’m a bisexual man and have seen at least four 11inchers out there”
“Rate this girl” - bet you wouldn’t think twice about having that conversation in front of girls out in public.
“I like the taste of my own semen”
"How big does my cock look to you”
"Is 8.5x6 to small”
Erect Length 8.500 inches , Erect Girth5.700 inches, Flaccid Length 5 inches, hang Flaccid Girth 4.2 inches, Erect Width 1.814 inches,
Erect Volume 21.977cubic inches
2011-03-01
gapinga
TITS or GTFO!
mch
“Thunders Place: A forum where Gentlemen can relax, stretch out, and just hang!”
No, "mch" does not stand for "my cock's huger!"
... although it may do in the foreseeable future! :D
Krowax
Originally Posted by mch
“Thunders Place: A forum where Gentlemen can relax, stretch out, and just hang!”
:D
"You are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts."
talliban
Never let it turtle )
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