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“Hey guys I’m going to stuff my penis into a jar of bees, I’ll tell you how much bigger my penis will be”
“Don’t do that, do one bee at a time!”
” I’ve just stretched my balls for 5 minutes, is that enough?”
” Correction, it’s “I made her “CRY” with my new huge penis, and her ass was very sore” It’s “Cry” not crie, use the spell check, and read the forum guidelines!! this is your last warning dammit! “
” Hey I just made my cum taste better, it’s sweet now, girls love it, here’s how “
“Hello there I recently had unprotected sex on holiday with a stranger and my girlfriend 2day told me she had green discharge.do you reckon I have passed her an std.if so do you know wot kind it is.thanks”
” Today I stuffed a socks down my pants, all the girls check out my package now, here the story of what happened at the store today, there was this really hot milf and she totally checked out my package, it was amazing! I’m going to do it again tomorrow at work, I’ll tell you guys how it goes “
” I’m hanging weight’s on my penis now, while I’m talking to you “
” I was walking around my house naked with weights hanging on my penis, when suddenly I noticed a woman by my window looking inside, it was my neighbour! “
Thundersplace is one of the few places where it’s full of men telling other men how to touch their penises and for how long.
” I hang weight on my penis at work in my office “
“Poor guy, he has a 4x4.”
This might just be the place to introduce myself..
I am 33 and never really messed around with my dick before.
You mean to tell me you’ve been on this earth for 33 years and you’ve never once considered hanging an anvil off your wee-wee? :confused:
You mean to tell me you’ve been on this earth for 33 years and you’ve never once considered hanging an anvil off your wee-wee? :Confused:
In all honesty no. But at least now I know that I have to start off with a very small anvil and work my way up after exploring different angles of anvil hanging. Anyway, back to the thread..
I had a bad night’s sleep because I kept getting super hard wood. So I am doing something right.
“Football or jeling?” :confused:
Kinda OT, but also regarding the thunders/PE lifestyle.
My gf asked , “If those clamps are for your wires, why don’t you bother putting them on them?”.
Oh dear, I just don’t know what to tell her…lol
” Correction, it’s “I made her “CRY” with my new huge penis, and her ass was very sore” It’s “Cry” not crie, use the spell check, and read the forum guidelines!! This is your last warning dammit! “
That’s Mr Happy!
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In the minds mouth its DAFS, on the surface its :search: .
sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:
“My girth got huge. I can’t insert my cock into the toilet paper roll now.”
“Already I’m having problems getting BJs”
“Should I tell my wife/gf about PE ? “
“What do you think this pornstar’s stats are ? “
“In what % I belong with my 9” cock ? “
Starting stats: 6.4" / 5.6" Current Stats: 7.4" / 5.8" Short term goal: 7" / 6" Long term goal: 8" / 6.5"
” I’m hanging weight’s on my penis now, while I’m talking to you ”
Nice one. :)
Starting stats: 6.4" / 5.6" Current Stats: 7.4" / 5.8" Short term goal: 7" / 6" Long term goal: 8" / 6.5"
“Dude, that’s an amazing cock. You have great girth and I’d kill for that shape. I’d do anything to have your cock.” And sometimes you can have the “but im not gay” disclaimer. haha
“I was sitting on my dick and it started to go numb, did I sit on it too long?”
“I have a girl coming over tomorrow, but I want to PE to get my junk bigger so I can please any girl. Do you think I should tell her not to come over so I can PE and the sex won’t hinder my gains? Because I really want to please the ladies.”
Oh yeah, “read the forum guidlines and use spellcheck”
“Congrats, you’ve earned yourself a week hold, see ya in a week!”