Only on Thunders would you hear or say....

That’s so true… lmao! If we said most of the things of what we say on a porn site especially comments such as, “Dude you’ve got a good looking unit!”, “Healthy looking penis you have there man!” or “OMG! your cock has a such nice shape to it” on a hetero porm video. We would come across as queers. :chuckle:

Here we can easily compliment another guy’s dick without a second thought. And not wincing after what we said. That’s the beauty of this place. It’s so full of cock, we’re always talking about dicks. lol :)

Get some golf weights to stretch you penis buddy! It’ll work wanders!

“You have the mushroom head going for you”, “you should probably work on length”.

And my favorite,
“you penis is not small, its bigger then average”. Later guys.
CM

“I`ve lost my camera whilst moving.”

“I’m having trouble measuring it, taking a photo and keeping it 100% erect at the same time!”

This is the funniest thread I’ve ever read here, seriously. :up:

“Hi, I’m 18. I think I’m having ED… I [have a very unhealthy lifestyle], do you think viagra will help with my EQ?”

Edit: hmm.. you probably could read that someplace else too… :/

But the lighting was superb, you must admit.

“Hey guys, I had to go to [insert name of big box/ industrial hardware catalog here] and I saw this thingy [insert name of thingy here] that’s used for [insert normal use of thingy here] by [insert normal users of thingy here]- I think it would work great for [insert PE use here]- what do you guys think?”

“Looks interesting- great idea- you have a link where I can mail order it? Can’t wait to [torture my penis with it in pursuit of a larger unit- or words to that effect]!”

Or

“My testicles ruined my weekend”

Lmfao :d

“Biggest was 4 hands and 3 fingers—conservatively 13” (if my fingers squeezed or something), but I really believe it was about 15+.”

“Only 15”? It’s nothing. I’ve seen one, it was 20” maybe more. Its owner had two pairs of hoofs though.”

Actually you’d also hear that on LPSG.org

I’m going to put my dick under infrared heat lamp, stretch it for an hour, then submerge it in icy water.

Honestly androNYC, do you know what’s the point of the site LPSG.org(large penis support group)???

Oh wow! That is dedication. Uhhhh, ooooh, cold!