Omg wtf no no no no.... I'm such a douchebag and a drama queen
Yes, I’m a total douchebag. You wanna know why?
Cause I reached 8 x 6 NBP. Life was beautiful, my cock was past the threshold of penile greatness. And then I stopped stretching and jelqing.
Result? Here I am, 2 months later… at a whopping 7.8 inches NBP in length. That’s right homies. I screwed up.
And the girth? Whoever said it was fluid was right. It was fluid. 6.3 inches? No. 6.18.
I have to tell you guys, it sucks coming all the way down from there. Janeane Garofalo isn’t eating her heart out anymore. And I?
I don’t even have an 8 inch penis anymore.
I’m going to start a new routine. Clamping every other day. Stretches on the alternating days. Jelqing twice a week.
I want my 8 x 6 back and I want it now. Well, not now, thanks to my unbelievable stupidity and lack of discipline, but soon.
It sucks fellas. Sucks to be “demoted”. Sucks to see your efforts shrink away.
Final goal: 9 x 6.5. And by the Gods I’ll get there someday. Starting today.
Wish me luck. And for God’s sake cement those gains.