Oh my God, it IS bigger...
Ah, those precious words. After separating from my wife 6 months ago I started on my PE journey with a BP length of just over 6 1/4” with my girth a puny 4 1/2”. My my ex and I have remained great friends and I have been telling her about PE and she did seem quite interested so I I’ve kept feeding her information on my steady progress to where I am presently at just a snick under 7” BP and 5” girth.
Well last night I was invited for dinner and one thing led to another and we ended up back in the marital bed. SO after a fair amount of thrashing around she grabs a hold of “the not so little guy” and utters those immortal words. oh my God, it IS bigger! She then, all the while maintaining a tight grip on her long-lost ‘friend’, proceeds to tell me that “Dennis (her name for my downstairs buddy) is overweight and needs to go on a diet”… (still hanging on tight and now giving it a good up and down, round about feel). Then she tells me I’d better use a condom as she’s just getting over a bout of thrush and doesn’t want to give me an infection. So I jump out of bed, dash to the ‘toy’ drawer (hmm, I note a couple of new additions to the inventory since my last visit) and get out a condom from the box last used in December).
Now, I know over these past months I have been doing the work and seeing gradual incremental increases. The visual and the tape measure were proof enough of my progress but it was only when I went to slide the condom on to my now longer and girthier penis, the first time I have used a condom since beginning my PE adventure, that I said to myself “oh my God it Is bigger!”.
Whenever I used these condoms previously there was always a length of unused rubber rolled up at the base and they were never tight on me, not baggy but certainly not snug either. But this time the whole condom was on me and it was TIGHT!
By this stage I was back in bed and my ex must have seen the smile on my face… “what?” she asked. I answered, “look at the condom, I can barely fit it on” (slight exaggeration). She promptly grabbed it again and well, I’ll leave the rest to your imagination other than to say her enthusiasm was part ‘make-up sex’ and part vocal encouragement to “f… me with that BIG cock!”
Sorry guys but I just had to share…
“Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca