What bothers me is the thrush. Sorry thats not really on topic but are all americans somehow carriers of STDs? I was fucking through europe for 30 years without a condom (have a vasectomy, no whores) and have not even got crabs. In the US you just have to look at somebody from NYC and you get herpes I heard.
Sorry for the rant, I am drunk.
I don’t carry any STDs, but that’s because I’m extremely careful and don’t engage in any risky behavior.