Official Penis Bookmark

Hey does anyone know the actual measurements of the Official
Penis Bookmark??

I assume the average area is about 1 inch and the width is about 1.75
inches.

What about the blokes who don’t

read?

Not quite sure I understand this. Is this meant to be wrapped around or to measure lenght? Either way, why are “stud” and “stud champion” between average and 4 yrs old?

That’s a damn fine question soyelmocano. I was wondering the same thing. Also how long and wide is it supposed to be when printed correctly?

Hi all,

It would be a good idea to make a own “Thunder’s Official Measurent Ruler ” that everyone could print and use as a common measurement method.
It could has blocks names on it that we could use to give a short rapid lenght / wide reference.

What do you think about?

Matti

Lol!!! Nice one matti! With dld phat9 and bib at the 10 and above range.

If this is a bookmark then it must be for the Readers Digest version. The top (WOW) of the “scale” is only 6.9375”; don’t know how many 1,000,000:1 there can be and the average is 4.25”, which means that I started out at being 1 in 50..

Humm, I think that I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So is this thing for measuring girth?

We should have our own standardised measuring instrument, that would be very, very cool. Also direct comparisons could be made to the people you aim to be like (size wise) (if you have any).