Alright check this;
Anybody ever noticed that if they have a toss and blow their loads some time early in the day or what have you, that if you just wipe it off and there’s a little cum that must have dried on the tip of the dick (dick hole), when you go to the toilet for a piss sometimes it shoots off into different directions (usually one gets the side of the bowl, and one gets the side of the wall and the corner of the floor!

Wack shit, I know. Wants; check for that!

We are now officially talking dribble, good work.