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It is damn serious. ;) HAHAHAHA

I was so excited after reading the first paragraph too.

Just for one fleeting moment we all thought, AHA! AT LAST, THE MAGIC BULLET HAS BEEN FOUND!

But then we all realised it was April the 1st…. oh well, back to jelqing.


LWH

"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

So even your cover-up post about not realizing the date and wishing you posted a day later was a joke as well? You SOB :)


I love GOLD

Originally Posted by Thatcat
I’m going out to get some lemon juice, chicken feathers, duck fat, and salsa (salsa not required for penis enlargement)
It’s going to be a FOOL moon tonight, I need to do the sacred dance of the Indian chubakas.
It was early in the morning when I didn’t get it, but my oh my I do, I do, I feel like a gimp.

Don’t forget the wasps.


Going for 6 inches of girth, wish me luck.

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Yes it was all an April fool of course. There is a serious point to it though. I made it faintly ridiculous but I invoked the power of medical science (authority) and peers (the “whiter wash” technique). This is the way junk is sold to people all the time: especially things like penis enlargement pills, pay sites, and many devices.

So if you got through the whole first post and wanted to hear more, you need to adjust your filters. If you ignored all the people posting afterwards and just took in what I was saying about not knowing what date it was etc. I’m currently offering time-shares for the White House and I have two plumb months (August and September) still to sell; you have the run of the place while you are there so you can live your dream and stay in the oval office the whole time if you want.

If you see a guy posting here and he’s made massive gains in super quick time, way above average, you need to be sceptical, not asking him for his routine and committing to it. If he’s taking supplement X or using something that costs $200 you need to be really sceptical, even if he’s a long time member.

Hell, I put up a thread while back that purloined and parodied a style that’s been used even here to sell to people. I only put it up because people were ignoring my threads explaining that the server was going down for maintenance or whatever. If I had put it up as a plain “Here’s my routine” style post it would be long dead by now, rather than still putting me in the extremely uncomfortable position of either ignoring posts or being perceived as some kind of guru (I’m just a guy, you know). Maybe what you should be doing, rather than looking at the threads put up by people who can write in an stirring style, is searching out the people who have been quietly gaining with enough of a public minded ethos to put up their routine and add their stats to the database.
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Thunder's Place: increasing penis size one dick at a time.

Is the duck fat in a liquid or solid state?

I am not sure if any stores here stock duck fat, but I do know my area has quite a problem with Canada Geese.

Your idea was very creative. Props to you!


I love GOLD

I am day late but I must admit that this is a well told joke…bloody hell duck fat, man I am killing myself its a damn good thing that I was not on here yesterday God only knows what I am may have got myself involved in.Well done Memento. I am glad to see that even though I am rather serious I can still enjoy a laugh. It just did not add up scientifically but very little does in certain areas.


05/12/2005 : BPEL: 6.1"x EG:5.5" Current as of : 24/12/2011 : BPEL 7.87" x EG: 6.3" Long term Goal 8.5"x 6.4"

" There is only one option success; for failure is the refusal to persist"

Originally Posted by kazooplayer
Don’t forget the wasps.

Exactly :BS:

Fish head, fish heads, roley poley fish heads eat them all yum!

So after you put the plastic bag over your head and, then what!

Oh I forgot the duck fat, rub that stuff all over my penis.

Then what?


Speak softly carry a big dick, I'm mean stick!

Yeah memento, that was so original that it actually could work ;P, heheeh. But thanks for explaining the staff about being skeptical.


"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." -Bruce Lee

Originally Posted by memento
[soapbox]
Yes it was all an April fool of course. There is a serious point to it though. I made it faintly ridiculous but I invoked the power of medical science (authority) and peers (the “whiter wash” technique). This is the way junk is sold to people all the time: especially things like penis enlargement pills, pay sites, and many devices.

[/soapbox]

Yes mem, but I was suspicious from the start because of ThunderSS’s insistence on links.
Being a Mod wouldn’t necessarily allow you to escape the boss’s wrath either.
Alas, by the time I discovered this thread it was 3 pages long and you had already confessed.

That’s twice today that I’ve been reminded how playing the wait and see game can have big pay offs.
Mainly that you don’t end up looking the fool. Worked great with the wife tonight.

The wasp comment was priceless, and that came from a relatively new member - ha.


I was gonna say, RootCap's hot. - kitten

The worst part is some poor bastard browsed this site just once and is now doing this exercise as we speak and will continue for years!


March 2006: 6.875" x 4.500" x 5.00" (BPEL x MLG x BG)

April 2007-.: 7.81" x 4.81" x 5.1" - 'And it just keeps getting bigger!'

I will have..: 8.500" x 5.750" x 6.00" My Pics My Progress

Originally Posted by RootCap
Yes mem, but I was suspicious from the start because of ThunderSS’s insistence on links.
Being a Mod wouldn’t necessarily allow you to escape the boss’s wrath either.
Alas, by the time I discovered this thread it was 3 pages long and you had already confessed.

That’s twice today that I’ve been reminded how playing the wait and see game can have big pay offs.
Mainly that you don’t end up looking the fool. Worked great with the wife tonight.

The wasp comment was priceless, and that came from a relatively new member - ha.

;)


Going for 6 inches of girth, wish me luck.

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