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Originally Posted by RootCap

I know in time, that I’ll prove to you beyond any shadow of a doubt what so ever, I’m way too mentally unstable for this job.

When we composed your curriculum vitae, we put that under ‘additional qualifications’. :chuckle:


Heat makes the difference between gaining quickly or slowly for some guys, or between gaining slowly instead of not at all for others. And the ideal penis size is 7.6" BPEL x 5.6" Mid Girth.

Basics.... firegoat roll How to use the Search button for best results

Wow! what a surprise. Well what can I say except to thank the mods for choosing me to be a mod. I hope I will do as well as you guys. Thank you Thunderss. About the porn vault, can somebody point me in the right direction? Thanks again.

Don’t believe avocet about that cleaning closet thing. I have the keys to the PORN closet. (and pe pills that really work!)


"God is dead"-Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"-God

Welcome New Victims err… Mods!!!!

:thumbs:

GM

Thunders likes it with two sugars. Before noon give him a cream as well, after noon no cream. Also make sure the temperature is between 105 and 106 Fahrenheit, anything else and you will get coffee thrown at you.

Some of the older mods are even worse. I killed some new mods a few years back for messing up my coffee and bagels and Thunder makes me get my own now. Cajun refuses to go on record with his preferences but tazzers you if you get it wrong. You guys will probably want to keep notes and rotate who takes coffee to him.

The female mods will act all friendly and helpful, don’t buy it.

Anyway, just remember to address the rest of us as “Sir/Mam” until we get used to having you around and you will be fine.


Running a Massive Co-Front.

Will do, Sir iamaru


Past: 5-5.5" BPEL x 4.5" GIRTH

Present: 7.55" BPEL x 5.55" GIRTH (1 year progress)

Future: 8-9" BPEL x 6" GIRTH

Originally Posted by Okish6er
Will do, Sir iamaru

He likes “Ru, Sir,” as well.


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avocet8

Originally Posted by avocet8

He likes “Ru, Sir,” as well.

Or “Sir, yes Sir, ‘Ru Sir”, with a crisp salute, for the first few times.


Heat makes the difference between gaining quickly or slowly for some guys, or between gaining slowly instead of not at all for others. And the ideal penis size is 7.6" BPEL x 5.6" Mid Girth.

Basics.... firegoat roll How to use the Search button for best results

I’m not sure that I want to know about the secret handshake.


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

Well done gentlemen, you have been tried, tested and today Thunder has knighted you all.


05/12/2005 : BPEL: 6.1"x EG:5.5" Current as of : 24/12/2011 : BPEL 7.87" x EG: 6.3" Long term Goal 8.5"x 6.4"

" There is only one option success; for failure is the refusal to persist"

Knighted? Sir Blop! Does that sound better than Commander Blop?

I don’t think so.

I will say, it is cool seeing Moderator beside your name. Maybe “Sir Commanderblop, Moderator” sounds appropriate, if not succinct.

Anyway, time to start a moderatin’!


My Before and After pics -- .5" gain...

Damn Ru…..I thought I was getting better…..:D


"God is dead"-Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"-God

To the new mods…” I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve” . And I mean that. :D


:_pump: :donatecar

Originally Posted by commanderblop
Knighted? Sir Blop! Does that sound better than Commander Blop?

I don’t think so.

I will say, it is cool seeing Moderator beside your name. Maybe “Sir Commanderblop, Moderator” sounds appropriate, if not succinct.

Anyway, time to start a moderatin’!


I’d follow you anywhere, commander, sir!


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

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