New Method: Lawn Mowing

I finished mowing the grass the other day, and it was a hot one. Covered in sweat I started to hop in the shower. I noticed some serious flaccid hang, I wasn’t in the slightest bit aroused before hand. It was waggin around like a dogs tail. I quickly ran and grabbed my trusty PE ruler, and lo and behold 5 7/8”. So, if you want flaccid hang, two words : Get Sweaty.

j,

Be careful it doesn’t get too long when you’re mowing!

:rofl:

Heat is what does it. Whenever you get hot and sweaty, your body tries to keep the jewels cooler than your core body temp to protect the sperm. You should get some serious scrotum hang also.

HJ

Are you sure it was mowing related and not just the residual effects of attraction to your neighbors dog?:)

I understand the “effect” is fairly common in England. Maybe you have some english blood in you.

No anglish, a lil’ Scot, though.

This method will be real good news to appartment dwellers. ;-)

I mowed my back yard wearing my pump the other day.

You are surely shitting us,Aren’t you?

No I actually did it wasnt the most comfortable but i was short on time.

The neighbors must have sheep. :)

I just volunteered to go cut the lawn at Shea stadium :-)

Danger, this does’nt work for all!
Some, like mine. Shrinks back and goes into **MPPP state after workouts.

**MPPP syndrome (Mini Penis Pansar Pung)
Translation: Mini Penis, Panser Scrotum

ps. hope i translated it correct :D