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My wife told me she can not .......

Here is the perfect arsenal for combating your dilemma:- Blowtorch, vacuum cleaner, hair dryer, giant inflatable beach ball. I’m sure you will work it out. (Towel sounds like a good idea.)

One also have to accept some vaginae are larger than others.

Have you tried some pumping+jelqing+clamping before sex with a cock ring? It really boosts your girth for the whole intercourse and is some great PE too.

Also, don’t let her eat pineapple, it makes girls wetter (to Indonesian women it is forbidden for this precise reason)…

I’m serious.


Perseverance wins

Originally Posted by Grower
Buddy had a girlfriend that would get super wet. Even leave a spot on the car seat when making out. We called her Secrecia!

That’s a new one for me, and I had a good laugh reading it.

Originally Posted by buby
One also have to accept some vaginae are larger than others.

Is that what you call it when there is more than one vagina?

Can you have like a flock of vaginae?

Come to think of it I would pay serious money to see a flock of vaginae flapping their wings in unison…


LWH

"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca

:D

wait, someone used vasaline? What the hell?

Vasaline is a petro-chemical, is it not? Don’t you NOT wanna mix that with a vag?


Start: 1/11/06, Committed:11/1/06, Measure: 6.3 BPEL, 5 EG

Goal: 7.3 BPEL

Originally Posted by longwidehard
Is that what you call it when there is more than one vagina?

Can you have like a flock of vaginae?

Come to think of it I would pay serious money to see a flock of vaginae flapping their wings in unison…

Oh yeah…Flock Of Vaginae, I remember that band from my Skate land days. I think their biggest hit was “flapping their wings”


Spruce

Start Date Nov 05 2006: BPEL (5.50) NBPEL (5.0) E .Girth(4.75) F. Length(4.00) F. Girth(4.25)

Last Meas June 14 2007: BPEL (7) NBPEL (6) E .Girth(5.50) F. Length(4.125) F. Girth(4.50)

Stick a Fleshlight inside her?

Just kidding, I guess.


Spruce

Start Date Nov 05 2006: BPEL (5.50) NBPEL (5.0) E .Girth(4.75) F. Length(4.00) F. Girth(4.25)

Last Meas June 14 2007: BPEL (7) NBPEL (6) E .Girth(5.50) F. Length(4.125) F. Girth(4.50)

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