My wife told me she can not .......

Here is the perfect arsenal for combating your dilemma:- Blowtorch, vacuum cleaner, hair dryer, giant inflatable beach ball. I’m sure you will work it out. (Towel sounds like a good idea.)

One also have to accept some vaginae are larger than others.

Have you tried some pumping+jelqing+clamping before sex with a cock ring? It really boosts your girth for the whole intercourse and is some great PE too.

Also, don’t let her eat pineapple, it makes girls wetter (to Indonesian women it is forbidden for this precise reason)…

I’m serious.

That’s a new one for me, and I had a good laugh reading it.

Is that what you call it when there is more than one vagina?

Can you have like a flock of vaginae?

Come to think of it I would pay serious money to see a flock of vaginae flapping their wings in unison…

:D

wait, someone used vasaline? What the hell?

Vasaline is a petro-chemical, is it not? Don’t you NOT wanna mix that with a vag?

Oh yeah…Flock Of Vaginae, I remember that band from my Skate land days. I think their biggest hit was “flapping their wings”

Stick a Fleshlight inside her?

Just kidding, I guess.