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My $3.00 homemade penimaster!

As soon as I buy a digital camera or get to Kinko’s to scan a drawing, I’ll post it.

A turnbuckle: picture 2 long screws pointing toward each other ( like make your index fingers point to each other ). Now picture a cylinder between the 2 screws with each screw tip actually inside the cylinder. When you turn the cylinder on its long axis, the screws either come closer together or farther apart depending on the direction of the turn.

Another visual is pointing your index fingers toward each other so the tips are only an inch apart. Now have someone grab both index fingers with one hand. They now have a fist holding your index fingers. If they were to rotate that fist around, your fingers would come closer together or farther apart - that is if your fingers were threaded like screws.

Go to Home Depot to the screw section and grab one of the people wearing an orange apron and say with your eyes wide open and your mouth drooling,”HEY, I’M MAKING A CHICKENCHOKER SPECIAL! WHAT IS A TURNBUCKLE?” 7:^)

I love using the self-checkout line at Home Depot. Makes me think I’m so much more brilliant than those others waiting in line for a cashier. :D


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Isn’t a turnbuckle what wrestlers pretend to slam each other’s heads into?


Becoming.... Godsize

CHICKENCHOKER SPECIAL UPDATE: NEW & IMPROVED VERSION ALREADY!

The bandage strap/wrap has been replaced. One velcro strip now goes through both turnbuckle ringed-ends and around the penis right behind the glans. THAT’S IT!

The 3/16”x 5-1/2” turnbuckle ringed-ends/eyes are actually large enough to run a half-inch wide strip of velcro through.

You must use just a thin layer of underwrap on your glans/neck area to cushion the touch of the velcro and the metal ( so there’s no pinching )against that delicate skin.


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Quote
Originally posted by Prickle
Isn't a turnbuckle what wrestlers pretend to slam each other's heads into?

YES! The corner of the wrestler’s ring holds the 3 “ropes” that go around the ring. These ropes ( actually cables ) are held to the corner post by turnbuckles. The turnbuckles are rotated until the tension of the cables from post to post are very tight.

The posts are cushioned but most turnbuckles are not. They are exposed metal on those cables, capable of inflicting a nasty head gash when a head is slammed into it.


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Thanks alot CC for the explanation, but I’m still kinda foggy on the assembly and use of the CHICKEN CHOKER SPECIAL! good stuff. But I guess I’ll just wait for your pics.

i hope to start assembling my chickenchoker as soon as im sure what you mean by the directions, im more of a visual learner..not a big fan of the reading ;) haha. great work though, way to keep it very cheap and very effective! :D cheers m8!

Welcome to the board bigenost!

Damn! I’m so busy with work and I just knew you guys would be asking for pics! If not tomorrow, it will be in about 10 days :( .


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

I’m finished with a diagram. I just need to get it scanned to attach it here.

Give me about 3 hrs!


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

the CHICKENCHOKER SPECIAL

Here it is, guys!!!

Just remember, you can substitute the penis velcro strap for anything you wish, such as bandage strips or cords. Just make sure you use an underwrap if your chosen material is too rough.

EDIT: To save a little time and trouble, the image in this .zip file has been extracted and posted by Questor in this message (below).

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Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG


Last edited by westla90069 : 09-24-2003 at .

I hope the attachment went through ( a zip file ) and is just still waiting to be moderated.


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Fantastic invention Chickenchoker. Thunder… should come up with an award system to recognize the creative members. Home Depot and Lowe’s will wonder what has created a run on their turnbuckle inventory. Kudos for your contribution to the “cause”

Home Depot and Lowe’s already know. The male employees are all members or lurkers of this website.

he-he

…as the CULT grows…

Oh by the way, if you do chose the velcro and use the fuzzy side out, you’ll notice the hooked side ( inside ) will do a good job of holding onto your underwrap.


Starting: 5 BPEL x 4.5 EG on 4/19/03

Latest: 6 BPEL x 5 EG on 2/17/04

Goal: 7 BPEL x 6 EG

Looks like those hooks can do some damage if your wrap isn’t thick enough sort of intimidates me from putting my cock on it. But I think I’ll come up with something to make it more comfortable, will post on anything I find.

I just put one together myself last night and I also am having a bit of problem with the
comfort problem. Great idea though and big props for the design!

koooky


Keep working, keep learning

KEEP GROWING!!!!

Is there any chance of anybody posting the pic as a .jpeg file or something. I cant get the pic to work because i don’t have Microsoft Word, instead I have Microsoft Works.

Thanks


NOW 6 MY GOAL IS 9

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