I figured I’d share this story with the rest of you guys:
Two years ago, I was 5.” I was virgin until I was very old because I was always ashamed of my size. I don’t give a shit what the Kinsey report says. When you are 5,” you feel like the smallest guy in the world. To add to my problems, the first girlfriend I ever showed it to laughed and said it was the smallest she had ever seen.
Several months later, I stumbled on some exercises. I worked hard and kept at it for almost two years.
Last night, I went to bed with the first girl since the one who laughed at me. I had an exteremely difficult time getting inside her. I thought, “Man, my aim must really off or she’s dry. Neither turned out to be the case. After I finally got it wedged in there and started going to work, she stopped and pulled off me. She kept apologizing over and over again. I imagined it was because I was too small and that she got sick of moving. But then she goes, it hurts too much. I am suffering from a bad case of blue balls today, but I feel like I won the Olympics. All I can say is that the numbers on a ruler mean absolutely nothing compared to hearing something like this come out of the mouth of a woman.