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Mom found out

Amazing Mom :rofl: :rolling:

I told my whole family and all my friends that I do PE. One day my mother asked me, “What the hell are you doing in the bathroom for all that time. I said, “Man things.” She started to laugh and asked what that meant. So, I told her about PE. I told my brother too in case he wanted to start doing it. My friends know too. None of them are doing PE or perhaps they are and lying about it.

Are you sure walter? Your not just making that up?


d_sutuous

Originally Posted by walter

I told my whole family and all my friends that I do PE.

They must be tempted to ask “How much longer are you today?” whenever they meet you.

Well it is a funny storey.

I got busted too. But I don’t know who in my family knows, and how much- but I suspect pretty much the whole kit and caboodle!

If you don’t know it by now I am a smoker. A parasite to the community and my household. Anyway I smoke both varieties- Regular and extra SMOOOTH (if ya smell what I’m cooking).

Anyway when I started PE, day 1, I printed off all the relative information had it in a pile and was carrying it around with me. Intoxicated with natures finest I ALWAYS misplace and lose shit. Always- there is no exception!

So this document was about 12 pages long. Each page had headings and sub-headings. All of these were “Jelqing for a longer penis” or “Vitamins for increased sperm,” or my favourite heading “Exercises for prolonged intercourse”- that was the worst one.

In my fucked-up state I made myself a drink, put the document smack bang in the centre of the kitchen table with my smokes upon it and returned to my room for a few more cones. It was about 2-3 hours when I realised that I had left it down stairs, for all to see.

Well I ran downstairs, casually took the document from the table and returned upstairs. People were in the kitchen. They read the whole thing I think! I heard my sister the next day mumble under her voice “don’t arrive too quick” and a little chuckle. No good.


d_sutuous

Thats a good story lol!


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- Leighann Lord

I bet my old man is a member of this forum… how humiliating.


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:rolling:

I bet you gained more lol.


Did you know America ranks the lowest in education but the highest in drug use? It's nice to be number one, but we can fix that. All we need to do is start the war on education. If it's anywhere near as successful as our war on drugs, in no time we'll all be hooked on phonics

- Leighann Lord

As wierd as it may sound, right when I found thunders place, I told mom about it and asked her all types of questions. How big was dad, how was it, did you like, do you think this will work, etc.. Yeah, I was always a curious kid and me and mom always had a good, open relationship and I could always trust her reaction wouldn’t be harsh. Mom and my sisters know I have been doing PE for the past 9 mos. They think it’s rediculous but my obsession says otherwise. As a matter of fact, my sis JUST NOW knocked on my locked door. I told her I was excersizing, she knows what I mean ;) .

Originally Posted by tps
This whole thread is kind of disturbing. :noreally:

Agreed. On the one hand, I admire the open-ness. Because I am extremely open in pretty much every other area in my life. And me and my Mom could talk about everything, too.

But this? I gotta say no.

Although, I understand that GOI’s mom found out, so it’s not like he volunteered the information.

But I can’t really understand openly discussing PE to anyone other than here, outside of the most rare of situations. Who needs to be needled about that. In a good way or a bad way?

“Hey, how’s it going with your dick? What’s the update?” Who needs that?

Or, “You still pullin’ on your dick? How’s that workin’ for ya? Boy, if you put in half the time _______ that you put into playin’ with your dick, you’d be _____.” Who needs that?

Personally, I would keep my PE as something that only me and my online PE comrades know about. But then it’s not like I am in a situation where my Mom is going to barge into my room or use my computer. So, to an extent, I guess that’s easy for me to say.

I know how you feel. I posted pics last month of my hydrocele. I used moms digi cam to take the pictures. Then uploaded them onto her comp and e-mailed them to myself. I deleted them from the desktop and all that stuff but forgot to delete the recent documents… Well I woke up the next morning and she said there were pics of some guy with a huge dick and pretty big balls. WOW my face must have been so red. I just said thats me, told her that I wanted pics for before and after the operation. She just said ok and left it at that. She thought my brother was looking at porn on her computer again. It was a interesting conversation to say the least.


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I agree this thread is kinda disturbing, not so much the people who got caught, but the ones who went ahead and TOLD their mom….. I’m not that open with my mom, I tend to think that my dick is for me to know only, and worse off is your sister knowing too?!

However, great funny thread.

I especially like the “I’m exercising now!” instead just say “I’m Masterbating!” Since PE is basically a form of masterbation.


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There is definitely a nerve being touched here. I too would be very uncomfortable ever talking to my mum about my cock… She’s got no business going there.

Back off lady!


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Originally Posted by BlakeT
She thought my brother was looking at porn on her computer again.


I am wondering why she asked you and not your brother directly.

Originally Posted by BlakeT
Well I woke up the next morning and she said there were pics of some guy with a huge dick and pretty big balls.


You probably feel flattered?

Originally Posted by BlakeT
I just said thats me, told her that I wanted pics for before and after the operation.


How’s your operation? Did your balls get smaller after the ops?

I hope you didn’t take any erect pics? Otherwise, it is difficult to justify on the basis of ball operation alone.


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