Men's Room Graffiti Classics
Many people have a moment of clarity in life when the stars align, and one’s true purpose and quest are revealed. My personal epiphany occurred at 10:14pm on March 19th, 2003.
Straining for balance against the effects of the bourbon, I stumbled to the urinal at Shabby’s Tavern as I had countless times before. In that moment of calm right before urination, I read the words I’d seen thousands of times - yet never paused to consider:
“Don’t look here, the joke is in your hand.”
“How true,” I thought as I pissed on my shoe, “how very true.”
Weeks later, and still haunted by the words, I became obsessed. “Is my penis a joke? Is my penis a good joke or a bad joke? If my penis is a good joke, do I ever ruin my good joke with bad delivery?”
So I turned to Penis Enlargement, figuring that if my penis turned out to be a BAD joke, at least it could be a BIG joke. So in retrospect, the graffiti at the urinal ultimately became my catalyst to pursue dick-stretching.
You know how they say that the classics have a timeless, universal quality. I’m sure we’ve all seen this one:
“Here I sit brokenhearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.”
Can anyone deny the genius in that verse? All of the great ones Inspire AND Entertain.
I’m inviting you to join me here in collecting a few of the real gems that are floating around out there. As I’m sure you realize, sometimes there are huge nuggets of greatness right under our noses.