Mega Gains!!!

Hello everyone!!!

Yes I am happy. Measured this weekend and my girth was 5-5/8”. Up from
5-1/2” only 1 month of PE. I was happy with that, however I just measured tonight and I came in at 5-7/8”!!! I measured three times and still the same! My length did not gain. Still at 6 1/2” long but that is ok.

All this work and time has been paying off for me. Lots of jelqs and ULI squeezes. 700 jelqs in the morning shower and 300 in the evening bath. ULI squeezes 5 in each hand evertime I take a piss at work all day and with the morning and evening jelq sessions. Just added some stretches in my routine today. Maybe they will pay off soon as well.

This means I have added almost 1/2 inch in just a little over 1 month of PE!!! One more 1/8” and I will be 6” girth!!! I BE HAPPY MAN!!! I am sure I will not be gaining like this all the time but I will rejoice when I do!

This is such a cool forum! Where else can I go and post this and have anyone give a shit? Thanks for reading this.

Cheers to you all. Do good things………

v

Congrats VS on your gains! Keep it up, I’m sure you’ll see length gains with stretches added to your routine.

Great news vs.

Are you still jelqing at 50% erection?

Nice job, vs!!

The past couple of clamp sessions I have been doing clamped squeezes and Ulis at the very end. Then I un-clamp and do more squeezes and Ulis and bends. It is intense and definitely working! My flaccid after last nights session looked like an elephant truck (well, relatively speaking). I’ve never had it hang like that before. I am starting to find, as you have, jelqs, squeezes, and Ulis are where it’s at (for me anyway).

Yes, the basic shit with a little imagination are still very effective and time tested. Way to go!!

AH

Thanks all for the replies.

I cant wait for this weekend. Mrs Smith has a string hanging out of her right now but should be done by Friday. Soooooo, I am excited about trying out my newly aquired meat and playing “Hide the Weenie” with her. I am looking forward to getting her reaction when I stick that puppy in. I bet she tills me to be careful, puts her hands on my hips to make me go in slowly and lets out a howl! Yeah! This is what it is all about for me.

Yes bluenun, I am still jelqing at 50% erection. I am 48 years old now so it is easy for me to stay pretty limp while jelqing as long as I don’t start thinking nasty thoughts. If I do, then WANG! By the end of 500 or so it is pretty engorged with blood. Not really and erection, just big and full and a lot firmer but I don’t think it is an erection. Sometimes I take a bit of a break and squeeze it all back into my body and then start again. I have been having to wait to do my ULIs now. My cock is so full after 700 jelqs now that I cannot get my hand around it to properly do the ULI. Don’t be too impresseed, I have little hands. Heh Heh. So I have been getting out of the shower and shaving and then doing my ULI thingeys.

Well, thanks again for the replies.

Cheers to you all. Do good things.

v

BTW it is a pleasure to finally be able to post on the Main Member area!

v

slman,
I know I need to do them but I do NOT like doing the stretches as much as I like jelqing. Can I get length from just jelqs? Just not as fast maybe?

I just don’t like stretches………….

v

I mean, I hate doing stretches as much as I hate tweezing the hairs around the base of my unit. Someone here suggested doing that and AHHHHHHHH!

v

Actually vs, I’ve been thinking. Maybe I should pick up your routine for awhile and see if I get any gains.LOL. Tweezing hairs around the unit. It hurts just thinking about it. I really like your plans with your wife and your new, bigger tool.LOL. Keep us posted on that.

Jelqing can definetly give you length. Especially the more extreme jelqing exercises. I have noticed since I have been doing my clamped squeezes and Ulis that my length (during the exercise) is extremly long. I hate stretching as well. I gained my 1/8 inch after starting my clamping sessions, so I am thinking that’s where the gains came from. I may just stop stretching for a while and see what happens.

Thanks guys for your replies. I think I am going to just do a few stretches each day and jelq like crazy………….

Cheers to you all. Do good things.

v

RoomToGrow, you’ve gained 1/8 inch just from clamping sessions? Damn, doing Ulis during clamping doesn’t hurt? Maybe I’m just not used to clamping yet, but it was pretty damn intense. But you do do Ulis with your clamping sessions? I may have to give that a try.

I really don’t want to clamp or hang or pump or any of that stuff. So I may take longer to get where I am going but I WILL eventually get there.

v

Yeah. It’s pretty intense slman. It actually borders on scary. It doesn’t hurt really, I’d say more of a pleasurable sting. Clamping is sweet. You need to be really “in-tune” with your unit if you start Uli’s and squeezes while clamped. I know I haven’t been doing “structured” PE for a long time, but I have been playing with myself since I figured out I had a dick. Be very careful. Start off doing them easy then build from there. You’ll know your limit.