Measuring the whole picture - Volume

An original thought.

What a great thread. Thank you to all.

I’ve been visiting this forum often and discovered some great ideas and advice because of this discussion board, now I’ve became a member of this forum to get more involved with this great place. Looking forward to getting more great tips and info at this community by it’s fantastic participants and would also like to discuss my ideas and encounters too.

I could not gaining my deck what I have targeted. Anybody help me in this regard.

Very nice way of measuring a penis but I think you can’t have area of something that expands and contract so frequently, with so many trying PE. I’m also taking PE pills that have helped me gaining some length. I propose we should measure penis by weighting it, that way it won’t make difference whether you gain length or girth results will be more accurate.

Would the weight not vary by the same expansion and contraction? It is the addition and subtraction of blood which causes the change in size, is it not?

Hey sid_aga,

I removed the spam link from your post. That doesn’t work here.

This is not the right place to post that, Mukundt. Anyway, have you been just jelqing or stretching too? Have you done the newbie routine, take accurate measurement both for length and girth etc.? Open your own thread if you want more feed back.

Spam removed.

Cantlook : that was about weather an increase in size is increase in length or girth.

ThunderSS: that wasn’t one it was just an useful link.

Bullshit.

Been reading this thread on measuring the volume of the male member. It’s been interesting reading all of the possible methods for measuring with physics, calculus, multiple measurings, push ups into a water filled measuring cup (no cookies for me from that kitchen thank you), etc. I THINK I have an idea that would work in a simpler, less messy way without having to do the Mission Impossible drop into a jar of water while hanging from cables or get Stephen Hawking to stop figuring the mysteries of the universe for a minute to calculate the size of our peckers.

The idea came to me while I was watching an old episode of the Muppet Show online. Remember the show? (Those who don’t youtube it). Remember the Scientist and his trusty assistant Beaker? A beaker! Eureka!

Here it is:
First the beaker setup- you need a beaker setup to do this. Setup will take a few minutes but once done it can be used in seconds. So you get a beaker that has the needed measurement markings to read volume. I’ve found many different sizes and types for sale online. I would think plastic would be much safer than glass. It would need to be about twice as long & about an inch wider than your stiffy for this to work easily, 12-20 inches in length I would think based on your particular size. Now copy the measuring markings that are going upwards from the bottom and mark the beaker with a marker going from the top (open end) of the beaker with these same exact markings. Now the markings are the same bottom to top as well as top to bottom. Make sure the some of the markings go completely around the cylinder as this will be useful in making sure the water is level to give an accurate measurement. Now it’s ready to use.

Now the measuring- Do this in a place where you can lay back flat on your back. Maybe have some towels around in case your first attempts generate some spills. Fill the beaker about 1/2 to 2/3 (or as needed for this to work) full of warm water, taking measure of that volume. After a while you will probably settle on a set amount of water each time you measure to make calculating simpler. Now with the beaker tilted enough so that you can comfortably insert your stiffy, yet not spill any water, press the top of the beaker firmly against yourself to make a good seal. Maybe a bit of petroleum jelly around the rim if the beaker would help seal. Now while holding the beaker pressed tight to you lay back on the bed, couch,
Or whatever and WALLAH! Now your poker is magically in the beaker but on the bottom in the water! Take note of that measurement from your markings being sure the water is as level as possible. Carefully get up, and disengage from the beaker.

And now subtract your measurement from the starting volume of water and you have a pretty good measurement of your manhood in fluid ounces [US]. Now just multiply by 1.8 to get your measurement in cubic inches. TADAAAAH! Mission accomplished. Cool thing is now that you have this beaker you should be able to do a measurement anytime and in mere seconds.

Hope this helps. Cheers! :D

(Actual conversion is US fl. Oz. X 1.8046875 but that just seems a bit much for our purposes.)

In case I wasn’t clear on it.the beaker should be of the straight cylindrical type and not one of the many odd shaped ones.

”**The penis is in fact not a perfect cylinder,
therefore the measurements are not 100
percent accurate, but the measurements are
definitely more accurate than the standard
Length X Girth method. If you are one of the
people who have a penis shaped more like a
cone, don’t worry – I am working on a
program to accurately calculate your volume
for you.”

Looking for a more accurate, but not perfectly accurate, I believe I’ve hit upon an improved way to measure the volume of a penis using math. Instead of looking at it as a cylinder let’s measure it as more of a test tube shaped object. Imagine taking that cylinder and cutting away one end to leave a semi-sphere end to it. Using the cylinder volume method subtract out the volume of the removed space.

In other words:
cylinder volume based on length and circumference
MINUS
the removed volume of a “rounding” of one end.

Formula: (length represented as “h”)

(V=π*r²*h) - (V=π*r²*r) + (V=⁴/₃*π*r³)/2

i.e. whole cylinder - flat end + rounded end

**sorry if my formula is not properly written out like a real mathematician would’ve done but I believe it makes sense**

It seems to me that this approach would more closely reflect the measuring of volume represented by a test tube shaped penis vs a flat ended cylinder shaped penis. Yes? No? Maybe so?

I think the biggest downside to this issue would be the fact that everyone’s measurement (in volume) would go down a bit and that of course might be traumatizing to a devout PE’er. lol. Thoughts????

Man-of-10,

Right on the bull’s eye. It’s all about the AREA.
In the end it all boils down to: adding the length you want (or can), and then adding girth.