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Originally Posted by CaptnHook
Give it a wacky name like the “Tubeometer” or the “Gain, Goal & Growth Grapher” (G3Grapher) and before you know it they’ll be selling them out of Sharper Image.

Good plan, but you can’t have cockometer, I’ve copyrighted it! Ok, well I haven’t registered it yet, but I still own the IP for it. Which you can purchase for a small fee should you desire. Maybe we are all cockometers, since we all measure cocks. I’m going to stop, before I start rambling again.

LB

Originally Posted by Piet
I like the idea! The problem I’ve been having with measuring is my point of view when I sit straight up and look down is at 14.5cm (bp). So when I look from there to my glans which is about a cm below the ruler I see it 0.5cm shorter than it is. When I bend forward to put my point of view right above my glans for an accurate measurement my dick retracts a little but I’m also not sure when I’m right above it.

Yes, this is one of the problems I am trying to defeat. Point of view of your eyeballs changes your reading.

Cappy, let me get a little technical on you. The problem of erection quality would, in the language of uncertainty analysis, be called a problem of definition: ie, the thing you are trying to measure is poorly defined (it itself changes size). I am currently addressing issues of measurement uncertainty. Tracking daily gains is very OCD but I only mention it to stir the argument pot a little. :)


-Still bitter the y2k bug was a dud.

-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...

Tube,

Imagine if you had a cockometer that you could wear around all day to measure the vagaries of the “waxing and waning” of your willy. Then at the end of the day, you could read the meter and with a little math, strike an average for flaccid length and girth.

Horse


"It's not the getting there but the going that's gotta be good." Varg

Horsehung

Make it electronic and it could do it for you. Just don’t forget to remove it before swimming or you could get the shocker of a lifetime. “New from Ronco. The electronic self measuring, self calibrating cockometer electric. Just jump in a pool and kill all mosquitoes in a 25’ radius. Only $29.95.”


I feel like a little bity worm on a great big hook.

Make sure it is equipped with Blue tooth so that every time you walk past your PC, the data is automatically downloaded.

OMG, you guys are like sooooooooooooooo funny!


-Still bitter the y2k bug was a dud.

-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...

5.986

I used a high precision caliper today. I have an improvement or two that I am going to try and find parts for, but I will tell you right now this will beat any ruler for accuracy and precision. I really like it. I will be putting up error measurements in due time.


-Still bitter the y2k bug was a dud.

-My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it...

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