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Measured my dick while buzzed. Guess what? Alcohol made it bigger.

So after a very enjoyable night of playing poker down at the casino, drinking guiness after guiness, and necking with my new fuckbuddy, I returned home where I continued to drink organic stout, play first person shooters on line, and just generally partied with me, myself and I. Well, at around four a.m. I needed to take a racehorse piss and was admiring my flaccid (doncha’ love those beer driven flaccids?) when I got the idea to take a little measure. Getting an erection seemed like too much work at the time so I just went for the good old BPFSL.

Now I was amazed when I pulled 6.5 at my last measure as you can (!) tell by my little celebration of that fact in my signature.

But get this, I pulled 7” BPFSL (!!!!!!) the other night when I was buzzed! It’s a feat I have NOT been able to repeat since then. And believe me, this was NOT a product of beer goggles. I actually snapped a digital pic of the reading just to be sure.

Now I know for a friggin’ FACT that my dick has NEVER gotten to the 7” mark before. And believe, me, I jab that ruler in there HARD. But there I was, in my pantry for like ten minutes at four in the morning, hooting and cheering myself with my pants down around my ankles, SEEING IT for the first time in my life.

Woo hoo!!!

Has anyone else ever noted such an effect- where the right amount of alcohol acted as a muscle relaxant to sufficiently provide for a bigger measurement? Now I know that the dick aint a muscle, but the PC muscle, it seems to me, could definitely provide a limiting effect on stretched length.


THEN: bpel 6.0 eg 5.0 bpfsl 6.125 NOW: bpel 7.375 eg 5.25 bpfsl 7.625

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"Right now our only hope is in the hydrogen bomb." - Charles Bukowski

Alcohol is a vaso-dialator. But drink too much and it inhibits your ability to get an erection. A small helping of alcohol will usually increase the size of your erection by allowing more blood to flow into it. I’m sure if you took a viagra you’d get the same results.


Bpel 7" Eg 5.5" - Start Aug 25 2005 Bpel 7 3/8" Eg 5.5" - Nov 4 2005 Bpel 7 1/2" Eg 5.5" - Dec 26 2005 AKA italguy.

Whoops, just re-read your post and it’s about Stretched length, not erect length. In that case my best guess would be that your tolerance to pain was increased due to the alcohol and you were able to push the ruler in farther.


Bpel 7" Eg 5.5" - Start Aug 25 2005 Bpel 7 3/8" Eg 5.5" - Nov 4 2005 Bpel 7 1/2" Eg 5.5" - Dec 26 2005 AKA italguy.

Although a possibility Cucumber King, I actually was pressing the ruler in *less*. I was very relaxed about the whole measure and not pressing in hard at all. When I usually measure, I press HARD as I don’t want to be able to “eke out a gain” by pressing harder. Strange, eh? I just took a pic of my dick now to compare it to and I’m definitely ramming the ruler in deeper now (ouch) than I was then, but it’s a no-go just a little over 6.5 BPFSL. No way in hell I’m pulling this out to 7” without removing some pubic bone….

Maybe a couple guys could take a BPFSL next time you get a good relaxed beer buzz on. I’d be interested to see if you report a similiar phenomena.


THEN: bpel 6.0 eg 5.0 bpfsl 6.125 NOW: bpel 7.375 eg 5.25 bpfsl 7.625

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"Right now our only hope is in the hydrogen bomb." - Charles Bukowski

I have had some similar experiences. Now I’m not sure if this is frowned upon in the forum but I noticed amazing effects when PEing while on LSD. It enabled me to make amazing stretches I’d never been able to before. Taking my PE work-out to a whole new level. It also makes you hella horny.

Another vaso-dialator that’s even stronger is Marijuana. Just a tip.

It’s way too intense to add “LSD” to your routine but I could definetly see it working insane wonders. Something to think about.

If this post violated anything in the TOU please delete it. Thanks.


2005 - BPEL 6.0"x MSEG 4.5" (BEG 4.75"/HEG 4.625")

2010 - BPEL 8.0"x MSEG 5.75" (BEG 6.5"/HEG 5.875")

Goal - BPEL 9.0"x MSEG 6.5" (BEG 6.5"/HEG 6.75")

Once I took some Peyote and measured my dick at 6 feet four inches, much longer than when I’m straight.


Horny Bastard

When I used to be an everyday pothead, about 11-12 yrs ago, I thought sex was more intense while high. But then again, I thought everything was better while high.

So as I’m typing this, I am now wondering if it was actually better or I just thought it was better because I was high and I thought it was better because I was high?

Never mind. For the most part, I enjoyed my high times but it is something I’m past. I couldn’t ever go back to looking for something for a half an hour, then realise that I don’t even remember what I’m looking for. Pretty funny when you look back on it, but I just can’t be that unproductive anymore. I had my time.

But also, PE while intoxicated on anything probably isn’t a good idea. Without clear thoughts……. As the saying goes, how many dicks do you have?

Originally Posted by anonymous07128
So as I’m typing this, I am now wondering if it was actually better or I just thought it was better because I was high and I thought it was better because I was high?

It really was better. Trust me.

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I couldn’t ever go back to looking for something for a half an hour, then realise that I don’t even remember what I’m looking for.

That’s funny.


Horny Bastard

Originally Posted by ThunderSS
This condition might revisit you when you get older.

:confused: You mean I’m going to have to do it again? Shit!

Or try to heat a sandwich in my cell phone?

I can never read a ruler after drinking. Damn marks are too small.

Went out to eat last night and drank three beers and then finished off the half a bottle of wine my girl left on the table. Came home. Measured.
6 7/8ths inches BPFSL with the feeling that I could’ve pulled a 7 if I had the patience to wangle it a little. The other night when I wrote this (totally sober) t’was impossible to get anything beyond 6 5/8 BPFSL.

After thinking about it, I’m also thinking that since I’m a newbie and gaining right now that the dick goes through a phase during it’s heavy metamorphisis where it’s no longer a stable array of tissues. Measure it in the morning- it’s one way: at night- another. Measure it sober, it’s one length: buzzed, it’s another. Perhaps the newbie period is generally a period of pendulic measurements. Interesting phenomena (at least for me).

Hopefully not a future thread: posted by Wantsmore- “PE made me an alcoholic”

I’m still finding it suprising that a measure of your dick could vary a whole half an inch due to just the influence of a few beers. If I continue to note the effect after a couple brews I think I might start having a couple anchor steam porters at the start of my sessions for a month or so to see what happens……hiccup!……


THEN: bpel 6.0 eg 5.0 bpfsl 6.125 NOW: bpel 7.375 eg 5.25 bpfsl 7.625

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"Right now our only hope is in the hydrogen bomb." - Charles Bukowski

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