Make PE fun!

Well, you guys with wives or good GF’s are lucky they will support you and put up with your shit. Here is my story:

About ten minutes ago I jelqed a little with reverse kegels and regular ones brought the cock up to maximum state and edged a little and had a small orgasm(no ejaculation, not my style). I then dug out the ole’ hose clamp and rounded up my 5/16 nut driver and created the most immense erection I have seen in a long time.

I put my dick in my pants and went into the living room where the wife was reading a book. I put my crotch up to her face and whipped it out. She said “My god, that’s ten times too big, what the fuck are you doing to it it’s purple? Take it off!”

I asked if I could stick it in her booty and she said hell no, I asked if I could stick it in the other place and she said no way. It really did scare her.

She knows I do it, but don’t know how or the procedure. Now, she doesn’t need to wonder that.

Keep a trucking guys!

If any of you have similar stories share them here, I don’t care.

Well, I play with a gameboy while I’m hanging. I guess that makes it fun.

If you say so. :)

I listen to music.eh that’s kind of boring. Man, today at the end of my jelqing session I was going to do a routine edge, which I have been doing a lot, but it just came out. That was sort of fun :homer:

When I’m hanging I usually read here at Thunder’s.Helps to keep in perspective.But when I’m bored,or tired of reading I sometimes play free cell.It’s like solitaire.Sometimes I think about how lucky I am to live alone,and don’t have any privacy issues.Sometimes I think about what I would say if someone walked in and caught me with this contraption on my dick.But mostly I think about the lucky girl who’s gonna get to go on this awesome ride when I get it done.Now that’s fun!

chainz 8,

I promise I won’t ask about the contraption on your penis if I walk in on you hanging. :)

Watch the Colts yesterday my Indiana homie?

What was the size of the unit? I’m curious to hear what she was afraid of…hehe

You should have tea bagged her:)

Yep. :)

I don’t know. I was more fascinated with her shock, it was for real.

I guess I see it so much I don’t really appreciate how swelled up it gets with the ole’ trusty hose clamp. She gave me all the precious feedback I needed.

Next project is to get it that large without the hose clamp, I think a lot of you guys share that desire. :)

Man, that would be fun! I could imagine walking out into the living-room with my clamped unit poking out of my pajamas and exclaiming in mock pain:”Damnit! If you don’t suck me off right this second my dick will explode!!” Gotta try it!

It was dark, she couldn’t see…I have scars on my back…:)

Xlmagnum,I appreciate you not making fun of me.Yes I did watch the Colts homie.I’m impressed that it seems we finally have some defense .Maybe we can get to the Bowl one of these years.

I put my dick in my wife while I was clamped one night and she said it felt HUGE. I thought that was pretty exciting.

Good deal, now all you have to do is make it that huge without the clamp. How’s that for a goal? Keep a rockin! :up:

Yeah, but that’s easier said than done.