Haha this is awesome. I didnt think I had the girth, I’m 5 3/8 at the thickest point on my birthday and about 5 in other places, but normal condoms have tended to be tight lately so I tried them. I was a little nervous picking them up because I though if i got caught it would be false advertising, but i definately cant wait to buy them again and be mildly cocky about it (punt totally intended). I havent used one for intercourse yet but they feel much more comfortable and go on easier, which I imagine would help if you drink as I do. Plus, I have like 8.5” BPEL to cover, so now it doesnt look like my penis is wearing condom capris anymore.
My favorite part is that the wrappers remind me of the golden tickets from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (make up your own perverse reference here, Ive had a long day).
If you dont try youll never know. My advice is to give it a shot if you are anywhere over 5 EG. Oh, and leave the box out.