Originally Posted by k9er
Still waiting on my order for 9 BPEL x 6.5 MSEG.
Time to speak with the Queen Fairy’s pubie relations manager
BaddJack
I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!
farfetch20
As an Asian I wish I get at least to global average size which is 5.5 length that’s all that matter to me.
Jelq-O-Matic
Not sure about size but lets say 1 pound by weight, HA!
Previously known as DIYgrower
rc0421
Originally Posted by DIYgrower
Not sure about size but lets say 1 pound by weight, HA!
I about spit tea across my office as reading this I imagined a 1lb roll of Jimmy Dean Sausage in my Shinestys!
Makehergocrazy
I’ll take a BPEL 8.25 x 5.75 MEG to be exact.
Big enough to destroy anything I encounter and hopefully thick but not so thick that I will never see anal in my life again.
Start- Nov 2017 BPEL-7.2 NBPEL-6.75 MEG-4.75
Updated- BPEL-7.75 NBPEL-7.2 MEG-5
*GOAL- BPEL-8 NBPEL-7.5 MEG-5.5* My journey —>New Guy In Town Progress Report
thoughtfulgold
Willing to decrease size of order to increase shipping time and speed.
A 9.75x7” tomorrow and I’ll totally write closing remarks and bid the site farewell. *chuckles*
Now: 9" BPEL x 6.25" MSEG as of 11/10/2019 This is my story, a few progress pics of me here, and all my methods.
Then: 6.25" x 4.37" in 8/2009 Are you new to PE? Here's some advice I wish someone had given me when I first started.
My Extender and forward to 10" and balls enhancement project. There is no "Holy Grail" of Penis Enlargement. Only time and effort works. I'm *10* years in and counting. All you have to do is put the work in and keep the faith.
Jelq-O-Matic
Originally Posted by rc0421
I about spit tea across my office as reading this I imagined a 1lb roll of Jimmy Dean Sausage in my Shinestys!
Hahaha, maybe not THAT thick then.
Maybe more like them salami casings.
federico1
I would like to be 25 centimeters long and 17 centimeters in circumference. : )
rc0421
If I could sprinkle some fairy dust I would love to stroke an 8”x6.5” but as I said earlier 7-7.5” would be good. Not sure how my wife would handle more than 7 because she stays so tight. Multiple orgasms cum easy so she doesn’t complain about my little guy.
qntrnar
5.5” EG 8” NBP w/ 2” head length. The long head is also a must..
Before : Bpel 5.6"
Now : Bpel 6.7"
ErnieBanks
I am surprised no one is asking for 10” from the dick fairy.
Live long and prosper.
Groundswell
8.5 X 6.5 bone pressed with a .5” fat pad. That way at 80% I’d still be 8x6.
START 1-3-2018 @ 7.25" BPEL X 5.5" MSEG - CURRENT = 8.6" BPEL X 6.1" MSEG
ULTIMATE GOAL - 9" BPEL X 6.5" MSEG X Good EQ
Current ROUTINE - Manual work and clamping - Groundswell Progress - 43, new to PE
thoughtfulgold
Originally Posted by ErnieBanks
I am surprised no one is asking for 10” from the dick fairy.
thoughtfulgold - I’m your DICK fairy and I’m here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!
Speak for yourself. I merely amended my order to see if the motherfucker would get off her ass and get it to me faster if it were lighter. The service around here fuckin’ stinks, by the way, in case you were wondering.
Now: 9" BPEL x 6.25" MSEG as of 11/10/2019 This is my story, a few progress pics of me here, and all my methods.
Then: 6.25" x 4.37" in 8/2009 Are you new to PE? Here's some advice I wish someone had given me when I first started.
My Extender and forward to 10" and balls enhancement project. There is no "Holy Grail" of Penis Enlargement. Only time and effort works. I'm *10* years in and counting. All you have to do is put the work in and keep the faith.
magicwand9
8.5 x 6.0 flaccid and 9.5 x 7.0 NBP would do the trick.
ErnieBanks
Originally Posted by thoughtfulgold
thoughtfulgold - I’m your DICK fairy and I’m here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!Speak for yourself. I merely amended my order to see if the motherfucker would get off her ass and get it to me faster if it were lighter. The service around here fuckin’ stinks, by the way, in case you were wondering.
sounds like you don’t like fat dick fairies. Fat dicks, yes. Fat dick fairies, no.
Live long and prosper.
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