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Dino I can’t believe this thread will not die! LMAF!

Originally Posted by SNM
Dino I can’t believe this thread will not die! LMAF!

Yeah it’s a classic, lets face it we all wish we really had a dick fairy:) . One without as many issues:) .


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Hey Dino, I’m still waiting for my 14” x 6”.


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Originally Posted by grx
Hey Dino, I’m still waiting for my 14” x 6”.

:rolling:


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Originally Posted by grx
Hey Dino, I’m still waiting for my 14” x 6”.

I think that size is made in China and they are on back order!

Dick fairy please grant me 7.5”X6” with the option for 8” if my wife can take it.

Dino9x7, 10x6.5 NBP and if you cheat me of an inch thats A-ok.

Be careful what you wish for these dick fairy’s can be cruel. One guy asked the dick fairy to make it hang 3 inches from the floor! 10 seconds later in a flash, he found out it now hangs 3 inches from the floor but the dick fairy had just removed his legs! ;)

I started out with a 5.5 in. Girth (now almost 6) and I never felt that I was too big for any girls twat. After all they drop babies out those things! They can handle the girth there, but getting it in her mouth is another thing. At 5.5 I already had girls rubbing their jaw mussels after a good BJ.. Over about 6in girth you start to get more teeth.. Above 6.5 some girls can’t get past the head, and over 7 you’re going to be hard to find a girl that can still give you a good BJ.

But my wife’s got a big mouth so I’ll take a 9x7 please. :)

I wonder how close any of the original posters - miguel27, dcngerous, etc. - Have gotten to their wishes.

A modest 7.5 X 5.5 for me please

I would like to be 7.1 NBPEL and 5.9 EG


Starting 01/05/2009: BPEL: 15.5 cm (6.1 inches) MSEG: 12.5 cm (4.9 inches)

back then: BPEL: 17.5 cm (6.9 inches) MSEG: 13 cm (5.1 inches)

Now: BPEL: 16.5 cm (6.5 inches) MSEG: 12.7 cm (5.0 inches)

9 inches nbpel X 6 mseg will do me, or should I say do my female.

But seriously I will be more than happy when I reach my goal of 8 x 5.75-6

Hey guys I want apologize for the new guy I’m breaking in and remember speak and write clearly when you make you wish because he isn’t the sharpest tool in the fairy shed, he got the job because his father is head of the fairy union and well I don’t want any trouble with the union if you know what I’m saying. Well the problem started when he started hearing the voices in his head and all the wishes, and he kept hearing I want a big dick and I want it hard as a rock! So with him having the I/Q of a forest troll and smoking too much fairy dust this is what happen. First let me introduce Wazuu the dick fairy in training. And than the small problem that happen to a few of you dick wishers.

Wazuu

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