I'm Hanging Up My Bib (Semi Retiring From PE)
I’m Hanging Up My Bib
(Semi Retiring From PE]
I’ve decided to give up the hanger and the tube and all other aspects of PE except clamping. I feel that hanging and pumping have just become a waste of time for me. I seem to be gaining as much if not more with just manual stretches and clamping, and it’s a HELL of a lot less time consuming.
I’ve received several PMs in the last few days asking questions about clamping. I get these a lot, so in order to better deal with the same old issues, I’ve saved the links to my Clamping thread as well as remek’s Clamping 101 as an MS Word document onto my desktop so I can easily and quickly just copy and past the two links onto any PM reply rather than writing the same advice over and over, and I’m sure remek has done the same, if not he should. Answering PMs takes a lot of time, and almost any question that can be asked regarding Clamping can be found at one or the other of these two threads:
CLAMPING Everything You Ever Wanted To Know
Clamping 101 - The clamping guide
But because the threads have gotten rather long it is getting hard to wade through them, and newbies (which have no business clamping anyway) just PM us rather than read through the threads. However, I’ve made a few new discoveries lately, so I’ll answer the latest PMs and address the new concepts all at once here to save time and so others can benefit as well.
A new wrinkle has come about in my life that has brought with it new insights. Because I’m speaking about things here other than just clamping I felt the need to make this a separate thread and post it in Main. However, it is probably a good idea from now on that we keep all the clamping stuff together, so if any mod or the boss feel this should be pasted onto my Clamping thread, please feel free to do so.
MY SEMI RETIREMENT FROM PE
Due to a writing project and a social sex life that has become very busy lately I just haven’t had the time for any other forms of PE other than clamping, Fowfers and Piss-pulls. Not only has time been an issue, but I’ve been using my dick a lot more, and I don’t know about you guys, but I would rather have my dick in PUSSY than in a Bib Hanger or a Cylinder. Yet, because I’ve been doing so much clamping, I’ve gotten it down to a fine art, and it does not interfere with my sex-life, in fact it enhances it. Also, I’m rapidly becoming convinced that Clamping may be the only PE exercise we really need once we’ve reached a certain stage in our PE career, especially for those of us who are mostly concerned with girth and flaccid hang. However I think I’m seeing a little erect gain also, more on that later.
This part especially applies to all you younger guys who can get hard when the wind blows. If you don’t have any ED issues clamping is the best all round exercise for erect or flaccid girth and especially for flaccid hang, and possibly even for erect length once newbie gains have hit a plateau. Even if you do have ED, a little Calis, Viagra or NXO2 will keep you plump enough to clamp. I’m pretty much clamping exclusively now; it is the only PE I do anymore, but I do it almost continuously seven days a week. In fact I do it just about every waking moment that I’m not having sex.
That is the great thing about clamping, you can literally do it anywhere you can get a hard-on, at work at home in restaurants. Just go to the men’s room, slip into a stall and clamp off a Uli. If you don’t think you will be able to get back to the restroom within ten minutes, just clamp with a little less force. But applying the clamp is the only place you really need privacy, you can pop one loose almost anywhere. In fact, if you wear shorts or baggy pants you can pop a clamp loose without even unzipping. The clamp doesn’t have to come completely off; just loosened enough to release the blood flow. If you are wearing the Velcro, neoprene wrap you can just leave it on all the time, tightening and loosening the clamp when needed. I’ve popped them loose in some pretty crowded places such as underneath the table in restaurants, movie theaters, hot tubs pools etc.
The real secret to successful clamping is most definitely the wrap. Get the wrap right and you’ve got it made. Every dick is different so what is the correct amount of wrap for one, may be too thin or too thick for another. Neoprene seems to work best for me, but I’m sure there are as many different kinds of wrap out there that works well, as there are different kinds of dicks, so use your imagination, or wade through the Clamping threads to read some that have been suggested.
For the time being, I plan to do nothing but clamp, Fowfer and some Piss-pulls, and see how the gains go. Manual stretching can be done a lot at home, in fact if I’m not clamped; I’m always pulling on or sitting on my wanger. When you are at home watching TV do manual stretches. If you drive anywhere, do a Leg Fowfer in the car, very easy if you are wearing shorts. When you sleep do Bed Fowfers, and if you are not having sex your dick should either be in a clamp, pe weight or at least wrapped in neoprene firmly at the base. NEVER LET IT TURTLE. Anywhere you sit in private, sit on your dick. When I’m not clamping I’m in a nearly constant state of Fowfering one way or another.
I’m pretty much happy with my current size so this may simply turn into a semi-retired maintenance program for me. But I will keep everyone advised if there are any loss or gains to be had from clamping and Fowfering exclusively.
Lastly: I seem to have made some erect length gains here lately, and I honestly believe they’ve come from the excessive clamping I’ve been doing. So maybe aggressive clamping also brings erect gains. Time will tell. I won’t update my stats until I know these erect gains are permanent and not just from firmer erections.
I still feel obligated to warn all members that two different urologists I have spoken with on separate occasions about this are very much against clamping as well as some other forms of PE. One of the two doctors mentioned above has actually seen me clamped and has a good understanding of the exercise from first hand observations. She still feels the routine is dangerous, and although she cannot deny that I have gained considerable size in two years, she questions if the gains are worth the risks. Regretfully, neither doctor will take an official stand on any PE related issue at this time, nor will they endorse my book. (I’m still working on this)
Of course all newbies should stay with the newbie routine until their dicks are tough enough to hold up to these more advanced methods. Work length till you are pretty much satisfied with it. THEN CLAMP!!!
I had a very interesting time at one of our local nudist camps this weekend. I shared the company of two lovely ladies. There was a nice crowd at the dance and we expect a thousand more this coming weekend for a nudist bike rally. Saturday we saw quite a few dicks out there of every size and shape. We saw a couple that had a longer flaccid than mine, but no one had the girth. I can safely say I had the fattest dick at the camp, and I feel I owe it mostly all to the cheap little plastic clamps and the neoprene wrist wrap and the application of them diligently. Of course I never would have known about clamping if not for this forum. This is the part of the thread where I would normally say, Make a Donation But for some reason our beloved leader has declared that no more donations will be accepted. He has even removed the DONATE banners from the home page. Even if we can’t send money, we can continue to support this fine site with any knowledge we gain in our PE journey. I will continue to support Thundersplace, and long after I’m retired my loyalty will always reside with this forum.
I will probably write more on our Labor Day Nudist adventure at a later time, because it is really still happening till after the Bike Rally, but that will be a story for another thread.
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