I'm an idiot......

Guess what?

Recently I bought a ruler. That statement has signifigance because prior to having the ruler I had been using a peice of fabric with various measurements (I had) marked on it and a book spine with similar markings. Anyway, the fabric became my makeshift ruler for girth measurements and the book for my length.

Well, the cloth must have shrunk or I was drunk when marking it, because what was marked as 6” was more like 5.5”. In short, the 6”er that I thought I had was really a 5.5”er. Talk about taking a step backwards. That’s why I found it weird that I could still fit nicely into regular condoms despite being told that I was large enough for XLs. I’ve since made new paper rolls to visualize girth.

A 6” roll is incredibly large! Wowzah. I can’t even imagine 7”!

Thankfully, The book spine was pretty accurate though for my length. I never even considered putting the cloth side by side with the spine. I trusted the cloth!

LESSON: NEVER TRUST THE CLOTH! BUY A RULER!

Anyway, I am glad to say that, despite my shady measuring, I have made gains in the short 4 weeks or so that I’ve been PEing. My dimensions are a shade over 7.25”x5.5” (both length and girth). I’m not sure what my girth was before, but I know that my penis is definitely thicker than previous.

My penis feels comfortably sore during the first couple of stretches of my excercise. I can only compare it to opening an old wound. Hopefuly this means that my ligs are being well stretched each workout. If I can maintain this pace, I will likely hit my goals by the end of the year. Nothing like a christmas sausage to go with the christmas chickens….

I even had a buldge-watcher examine my goods. She was in a car with her man, rounding the corner I was waiting at. As they rounded, her eyes were transfixed to my package. Sweet.

The XLs are in my crosshairs..

Sometimes we have to take one step backward, to take two steps foreward.

Besides, you’ve made gains, and thats whats important. Learn from your mistakes and move on.

Tug,

5.5 is a pretty nice girth measurement, I know it’s dissapointing not being where you thought you were but at least you’re still ahead of most others.

How are you measuring girth now? Not with a ruler I’d imagine. I use a tape measure but I read string is good, the thinner the better (more accurate)

What is the paper roll you make? Is it like a toilet paper roll or something?

It’s funny that you, YGuy, replied to my post as I just finished reading your extra long progress report! I know that you’ve heard it a million times, but I must say, it was *very* inspiring. You deserve the sweet pussy fruits of your PE labour.

I don’t feel bad at all about the mis-measurments, it’s actually kinda funny.

Anyway, thanks for the advice. Looking at my penis now, it almost seems impossible that I’ll ever reach my first goal (8”x6”), but I’m not going to stop tugging till I do. I should also start hitting the gym again as I’ve lost my once very sculpted build.

goingforit,

I know my post may have come across as if I were dissappointed, but I’m not. Like I told YGuy, it was more funny than anything; one of those ‘hit yourself in the head’ moments.

Ah, the rolls….

Basically I use a bunch of indexcards (for presentations and the like) for the rolls. I measure from one edge of the index card to 5” (or 5.5” or 6”, etc) and draw a line parallel to the edge. I then make a roll (like toilet paper) lining the drawn edge to the edge of the paper. A little tape to hold the roll in form and the contraption is complete.

The rolls are like my PE trophys. I stick my dick into the roll during erection. If it takes a little force to push the roll onto my dick, then I consider myself at that girth. In truth, because I have to use a little force to get my dink into the roll, I’m actually a shade larger than the premeasured roll.

It’s important to note that my shaft is thicker than my head or this system wouldn’t work!

Regardless of using it as a measuring device, I find that the rolls are good to visualize the actual girth of one’s dick. I tend to see a much smaller dick than the rolls reveal. It may be because my head is so far away from my johnson or I suffer from the dickerexia (see a smaller dick than actualy exists).

A 6” roll is freakin’ THICK! If this is what it looks like to a chick, no wonder there are reports of them being surprised at first sight.