I want a Certificate

It is very frustrating knowing that some of us have a weapon of mass destruction hidden down there and cannot prove it .I thought it would be a good idea if we could have ‘Inspectors’who can issue certificates after doing a measurement .Maybe even given the chance to join a” EightInch Club ”with a badge in the shape of a penis .Maybe a bronze,silver and a gold for 6’ 7’ and 8’

The fee charged could go towards running a site like this .Hey am i crazy .or is it an idea worth working on

This is a hell of an idea……….

We need judges

we need results and judges

myeight,

Go comando style and wear a nice tight pair of black leather pants. My new gf spends as much time looking at my crotch now as most guys do staring at women’s cleavage. hehe