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I asked her how she measured her ex's

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I asked her how she measured her ex's

There’s this fine girl I am seeing and she’s been with a fair number of guys. Well, over the weeks we got to talking about turn ons and what not. One of the things she wanted to know was what kind of condoms do I use. I told her Trojan Magnums Large. She liked that and said none of the guys she’s been with has worn a large. She said her ex was 9 inches too. So she asked how big I was, I then fibbed a bit after hearing that and said almost 8 (which is kinda truthful, lol), and said 6 around for girth which is true. She like that, said not bad. lol.

The next night we talked more about sex so I just went ahead and asked her how she measures the guys penis she was with. I said did you do it from the side, top, or bottom under the sack. She sounded hesitant and said on the bottom. So that’s how she got the 9 inches from. I said cool, if you did that to me you would get an extra 2 inches.

Dreamin,

I’ll bet a lot of the women who measured their guys, or had the guys measure themselves, did it from the bottom. Makes a hell of a difference!!

Horsehung


"It's not the getting there but the going that's gotta be good." Varg

Horsehung

Sounds typical. Did you really believe for one minute that her ex was a properly measured 9”?! That’s why there are so many guys on this board who still believe there are a lot of monster cocks out there even when all objective evidence points to the contrary. If a girl told me she’d had 9” before I’d be totally confident that I’d be her biggest at 8.25”.

Guys have to stop listening to the numbers women throw around. I think most women believe porn stats and thus use “porn inches” as their frame of reference. I think guys would rest a little easier if they calculated their own size in porn inches so they could compare apples to apples when women quote sizes.

Yeah.

Why doesn’t Cosmo or another female orientated magazine, that always seem have at least one sex related article, educate these poor women.

Example article:
“Don’t take their word for it.
How to accurately measure your man’s penis.”

I could almost see one of us here harassing some of these magazines. Maybe a female member would be more appropriate for this task.

Come on ladies, help us fellas out :) .

Just imagine…

Women at large, discussing correct penis measuring techniques over their Lattes.

Then again, this might convert a lot of “regular” girls into “size queens”.

Kind of a double edged sword, I guess.

Thanks,

Varg


"Whoever reaches his ideal transcends it." Nietzsche

Thank God for Thunder's Place.

I asked mine how she measured her ex and she told me with her hands. Then she followed with mine is a good hand and a half short.

magazines probably don’t educate these poor women, because for the most part, not many women are really interested in measuring their man’s unit. It’s an insult depending on how you look at it.

8x6 is more than “not bad”. I must have gotten married too soon because I apparently have missed the new age of “The Quest for Size”. (Dramatic music should have been heard. Makes the effect of the words much better). Maybe I was missing out when I wasn’t caring about the size of the man’s dick, and was focusing on the size of his mind and heart instead. Dick comes first. Maybe if I chant that at night before going to bed I will become the new and improved Anna. Forcing my husband to do PE. Making him get at least 9” or I’m kicking him to the curb. I can’t even type that with a straight face. It’s obscene. If I were someone different than I am, I would begin to think perhaps something was wrong with my thinking. Apparently, I walk the beat of a drum few women hear or few women admit to hearing. Maybe I should have been carrying my tape measure in my purse. “Oops, sorry hon. According to my tape measure, you don’t quite measure up to my last boyfriend. I aim to have progression in my life not regress. Your clothes are on the floor. Get out.” That would be a true reason to call me a bitch.

Anyway, sorry to ramble on. I just think about all this talk of measuring penises and how big an ex was and at first I thought it was kinda sad, but now it is becoming comical. No offense to anyone in anyway.

Have a beautiful weekend.


You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Zig Ziglar

Without getting into a size debate, and I know this has been discussed ad nauseum, I think it’s more of a Man’s focus than the womans, although I know there are women who are into deep penetration, but I still think it’s mostly a guy thing.

“Most people” meet someone, and either like them or they dont, and the new couple will “kick the tires”. There are other things besides “Mr Winky”, that can please someone, so if everything else is super, and “Mr Winky” is medium, then I think the there can be a happy match.

My Humble Opinion.

Originally Posted by anna nimity
magazines probably don’t educate these poor women, because for the most part, not many women are really interested in measuring their man’s unit. It’s an insult depending on how you look at it.

8x6 is more than “not bad”.

I just think about all this talk of measuring penises and how big an ex was and at first I thought it was kinda sad, but now it is becoming comical. No offense to anyone in anyway. abbreviated by wad

I agree anna. I never asked any woman about “numbers,” in my life - let alone measuring technique. That is a sad, insecure paranoia which just opens a man up for ridicule and/or manipulation.

My whole take on size is this:

(1) Bigger is USUALLY better (up to a point, of course),
(2) Most women who say size is completely irrelevant are either lying or they’ve never had a big fatty (just like no man would say that a floppy canyon pussy is as nice as a tight one).
(3) There are some big fellas out there - maybe more common than many guys here want to admit [remember when erm1981 posted his girthy cock pics here, he was jumped by a member or two….I didn’t doubt the pics were legit, but he even posted a video link. End of story. Just a lot of highly sensitive cynicism here]
(4) I never believed that women went around looking for Mr Right with a ruler in their hands.

I think too many men here don’t realize how pathetic they make themselves look when hounding a woman for numbers, or requiring a description of their measuring techniques. I know that if a woman was demanding that shit from me (about other women’s pussies), I would conclude that she was thinking more about them than me. :o

I must say that the size of my wifes ex’s is not dinner table conversation but the subject of different sized lovers came up over some wine and a HBO Real Sex episode. There were male stripper’s on and a few of those guys swung like Tarzans vines. My wife made a comment about being way too big for her. Being a man and mixed with some alcohol I just had to ask her about other lovers(stupid me). She confessed that I fell at the lower end of her spectrum and that one guy in particular was huge. I asked her how I compared and that is where the hand measurement thing came from.

We have been married 21 years so I guess my rudder still steers the boat well enough.

root00,
That’s a little different. I had a scenario where my wife (now 18 years) made a comment about my girth back when we were dating (she said something like, “oh, you have a thick one” - or thereabouts). I acted mildly surprised, but didn’t want to show that her words had any particular effect on me :) Anyway, she related that the one guy she was with was “about an inch” shorter and the other was “about an inch” longer - but both were thinner. And the longer guy had a bad bend to it, which made her feel bad for him.

And even at age 20, I was smart enough to let it go - just filed away the info (her one was about 5.5 and the other was about 7.5 - but both were probably < 5” girth).

But guys should never open themselves up. She may be lying to you about their size - either making them bigger than they really were to mindfuck you, or making them smaller, out of pity - which is worse. You just give a gal too much power over your emotional state by delving into this matter.

Originally Posted by root00
I must say that the size of my wifes ex’s is not dinner table conversation but the subject of different sized lovers came up over some wine and a HBO Real Sex episode. There were male stripper’s on and a few of those guys swung like Tarzans vines.

You may have seen the same one I saw, not sure how often male stripper shows HBO Real Sex have on. It may have even been a repeat for all I know, but this was on a week or two ago and it was an all black men strip show. The women got to grab the men’s dicks as the men went into the audience. They measured one of the guys in front of the women, but I couldn’t make out the measurement. He was hung the most of the strippers.

That’s the one that guys thing looked to be a week long.

Root, you go boy, thats what I’m talking about. It’s nice to have a “big one” (actually I dont know that personally, just making statement), but it doesn’t define you, especially if you bring other great things to the table.

As far as “size”, lets face it, we are all competitive, I love my Brothers, but I want to beat them down on the Golf Course. If someone is “huge”, I admit I have some envy, but I dont dwell on it to the point it ruins my day or anything. When I see a measurement here, I instantly compare, it’s just my nature.

I think it’s okay to discuss peoples previous loves, we are all curious animals, I would try not to get cranky about it though.

Competiton keeps us going. We do it at work and at play. I have never seen anything wrong with competing although in this PC world participating and trying seem to moved in and taken over.

As far as being envious as long as it doesn’t drive you to distraction who cares. Someone’s home is bigger it’s nice to dream about getting to that staus, their cars faster tune yours up better and if the guy at gym has a bigger unit come here for tips and catch up with him.

Like most guys I want a bigger one and now I am finding out ways to make it possible.

Root, thats what I’m talking about, right on Brother!

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