How can this be

Okay, Mr. Just Scientific Curisousity man (who now is comparing finger sizes…),

Here’s a question for you - you’re 5.6” in girth and wear magnums? Why are you SmallPenisMan?

Were you being cute? That’s a big dick.

Especially considering his length, I don’t get it either.

I don’t understand why he’s wearing magnums.My girth is 5 -7/8 and I wear a normal condom just fine .

Well, they say that Magnums are designed for 5.5” + so you could wear them if you wanted. Have you ever tried?

What are you using now?

My friend made me this screenname because he thought he was funny. Piet, if you’re reading this, you know what to do???

The finger thing was a joke.

I did know the finger thing was a joke.

I and I figured the handle was too. :leftie:

Although those with the micro-penis… No jokes there.

I have made my wife cum many times with my middle finger.

Yeah my fingers do the job better than my dick :(

The whole point is, imagine attaching your finger to your pelvic bone and throwing a urethra in there, not to mention the CC’s and everything. THey must alone give 1.5 inches girth? I don’t know, this all seems very weird to me. I can’t see a penis this thin.

The urethra doesn’t need to be that big. Or else how would women pee?

There are instances of micro-penis. Look you can google this stuff; just be warned you may not be able to sleep well after seeing them. Nobody wants to wake up in a cold sweat agonizing. (Okay, so I’m dramatizing. I’ve just googled stuff that I regretted afterward…)

Human physiology has a wider range of variation than you might think. We’re all genetic potential, how that potential manifests has to do with genetic inheritance, nutrition, evironmental factors, disease, and let’s not forget mutation. People don’t typically grow up to be dwarves…or giants, but that potential is certainly there. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on what you get and how you look at it) it is the same with the penis. These instances are rare, but…they happen.

Count your blessings.

Has anyone on this board posted a picture of their micro penis? Who on this board has the smallest girth?

Thats a question that will not be answered. It’d be totally unfair on the person.

Mr.Happy,I never knew that the magnums would fit me.I always assumed they would be way too big.I normally wear Durex,nipple end nothing fancy,just a condom.I should buy the magnums just to see the look on the clerks face .

8 is enough knock yourself out. Here in New York the clerks have the same reaction whether you buy laundry soap or mint flavored condoms.

Here’s what you do. Go to CVS, buy two 24 Packs of Magnums, a 32 oz jug of Gatorade, and a box of Jell-o.
As the clerk rings it up, wink and say to her “Big night tonight.”

That ought to get a reaction…

What’s the jello for…