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horror story update


horror story update

You guys here know I’ve taken a lengthy hiatus from PE. Well, at the beginning of May I began doing an abbreviated comeback routine (10 minutes of pulse-stretches each morning, 10 more minutes at night, followed by at least an hour of fowfers while doing work on the computer). Also, I do about 200 very slow dry jelqs every other day. I also throw on a cable clamp (over top a quick-wrapped dress sock) after jelqing – when I have the time (probably every 3rd session or so), sometimes for up to an hour. I really like the feel of that prolonged expanded state and believes that it helps gains.

In less than 3 weeks I’ve added 0.22” EL and about 0.16” EG (mid-shaft). My current stats are 196 mm (7.72) BPEL x 159 mm (6.26) mid-shaft EG [about 24 cubic inches].

Now, the shitty part…

My wife of 18 years and I have been going through some rocky times the past 2 years, trying to work things out. This morning she blurts out to me, “Your dick is too big!” I said, “What? You seem to enjoy it more than ever.” She says, “No, that comes with a price – you tear me every time we have sex. I’m sick of it, I need a smaller dick.”

Then she says, “You did something to your dick – don’t lie – I don’t know what you did, but your dick was never like this before.” I tried to suggest that maybe she got a little tighter but she said, “Bullshit. I was just at my gynie, and I asked her about this. She said my vagina seems normal, and no changes.” Then the bitch doctor tells her that I “must be using a vacuum pump or taking Viagra” or something of the sort.

This caused a big fucking fight, and now she’s looking for an apartment again. I just can’t seem to win. If she leaves, she leaves. Then I’ll take it over 8” and then start a serious hanging routine. I’ll find some chick in her 20’s who likes the big salami.


Great to hear from you again. Congrats on your new gains!! I’m really sorry about the domestic “tiff.” It’s hard to believe that your bigger dick is the source of her displeasure, I don’t give a shit what she says. There has to be something else behind it. Even if it does cause her slight discomfort. I’ll bet you my bottom dollar she’s pissed about something else. Your “bigger dick” is just a symptom of something else that’s eating her.


"It's not the getting there but the going that's gotta be good." Varg


Yea, you should get rid of her and find another friend with a little bit bigger eyes if you know what i mean.

5/1/04 Before: 6.75x4.75" started back up again. 2/1/06 7 4/16x5" 3/1/06 7 7/16x5"

Goal: 8.5x6"

focusing on length now with stretches, hanging, and jelqing

Good to hear from you Wad…sorry about your situation though.

I agree with Horse. The size of your dick is just an excuse. But I’m sure you already know that.

Good luck with whatever you decide to do.

Glad to see you back Wad.

I don’t want to get too much into your marriage business, but I’m guessing that you all have not been having too much sex? Otherwise, wifey would have been “growing” with you. It’s not like you added your new dimensions overnight. Kind of sounds like she just wants to push your buttons and she knows which one’s to push.

I have followed your plight for awhile and I have to say that Andrew and Gprent both have it right. It really is an excuse since all you have gone throughit would seem like she is looking for a way to leave.

I hope nothing but the best for you but watch your back she’s itching to go and she’ll find a way to get there….


>In less than 3 weeks I’ve added 0.22” EL and about 0.16” EG (mid-shaft).

Congratulations. Not long ago you were about ready to throw in the towel because you weren’t gaining. How much time did you take completely off?

Can’t help with the wife issue other than suggest you consider trading her in on a new model.

Originally Posted by wadzilla
My current stats are 196 mm (7.72) BPEL x 159 mm (6.26) mid-shaft EG [about 24 cubic inches].

Give or take <1mm on both, and that’s my starting stats. Can’t tell what’s up with your wife’s opinion of it tearing her… I can tell you that girls, women, most of those I’ve been with have all out loved the size. None have even hinted at a complaint, ever; save for when they’re sore after mucho sex, but then they’re sore and not me being too big.

Originally Posted by wadzilla

“My wife of 18 years….No, that comes with a price – you tear me every time we have sex. I’m sick of it, I need a smaller dick.”

I almost want to laugh.

Hey man, I see that break did you good. Congrats.

Sorry about the problems with the old sperm bank (I know you’ll get the reference).

Holy shit Zilla, sorry to hear about this… There are few things worse then the end of an 18 year marriage where 16 years have been good… You are a great asset to this place and we need to keep you around! 18 Years of marriage is nothing to scoff at but I can’t help but agree with Horse and the others who say it’s just got to be something else.. I would hate for you to be “the X with the huge dick that tore my pussy” that many girls speak of.. I don’t mean it to sound funny but it sounds like she is pushing the whole thing into this area…

What I want to know is what the fuck is a doctor who is part of the PE don’t work propaganda machine (excluding Luvdadus) think he or she is doing by saying pumping or Viagra actually makes your dick larger… I can’t believe I’m the first one who picked up on this…

I’m going to burn the bear fat for you Wad!


Just can’t stay off the hard stuff can you Wad - splat, right off the wagon.

I love hearing this. All of it: Your gains (deserve those, man) your wife getting all torn up when you toss her around. The stupefied doctors. Priceless.

I’m happy for you Wad. Miss your posts too.


Sounds like a typical bitch power play to me…….shit I sound like prickle, sorry ladies :)

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Sorry for your trouble Wad. I like you and miss your posts my friend. Blame your dick size to seeling your soul to some guy outside Philly. I would visit but gas is $2.00 a gallon now. I will fix the injector pump and get out the 91 Blue Econoline 350 for you. It is cheap and diesel powered.

I still chuckle when she fell in the snow down the flight of stairs.

Good luck my brother.

“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

I also think she is acting this way about your size because of your rocky relationship. Saying that it comes with a price was admitting the sensation of sex is better for her, even though she doesn’t like the tearing. If your relationship were smooth she would be putting that same thought in other words, saying she loves the increased sensation of sex with your bigger dick, and saying you and her need to work on finding ways to prevent her from tearing. Like was already pointed out, if you were having sex more often she would have adapted some with you, and the tearing would be less likely.

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