horror story update
You guys here know I’ve taken a lengthy hiatus from PE. Well, at the beginning of May I began doing an abbreviated comeback routine (10 minutes of pulse-stretches each morning, 10 more minutes at night, followed by at least an hour of fowfers while doing work on the computer). Also, I do about 200 very slow dry jelqs every other day. I also throw on a cable clamp (over top a quick-wrapped dress sock) after jelqing – when I have the time (probably every 3rd session or so), sometimes for up to an hour. I really like the feel of that prolonged expanded state and believes that it helps gains.
In less than 3 weeks I’ve added 0.22” EL and about 0.16” EG (mid-shaft). My current stats are 196 mm (7.72) BPEL x 159 mm (6.26) mid-shaft EG [about 24 cubic inches].
Now, the shitty part…
My wife of 18 years and I have been going through some rocky times the past 2 years, trying to work things out. This morning she blurts out to me, “Your dick is too big!” I said, “What? You seem to enjoy it more than ever.” She says, “No, that comes with a price – you tear me every time we have sex. I’m sick of it, I need a smaller dick.”
Then she says, “You did something to your dick – don’t lie – I don’t know what you did, but your dick was never like this before.” I tried to suggest that maybe she got a little tighter but she said, “Bullshit. I was just at my gynie, and I asked her about this. She said my vagina seems normal, and no changes.” Then the bitch doctor tells her that I “must be using a vacuum pump or taking Viagra” or something of the sort.
This caused a big fucking fight, and now she’s looking for an apartment again. I just can’t seem to win. If she leaves, she leaves. Then I’ll take it over 8” and then start a serious hanging routine. I’ll find some chick in her 20’s who likes the big salami.