Here's what PE and this site has done to me
Now it’s not enough to know how big some dudes dick is. I gotta know how it was MEASURED. And under what conditions. We’re assuming optimal, not intoxicated, 100% bonage, right, man? Wait, did you adjust for the curve ? Bone press, not ab press! LOL.
The more time I spend on here the more obsessive I get. I been here for months drinking all this poison.gimme the goddamn antidote!
I jest. Y’all are alright.
I’m a fricking mess and a lot of our brethren here are too. Hear me, wounded brothers. I thought us all a “get well” plan. We’re gonna get ourselves out in the damn desert, maybe out by burning man near that giant statue of Kokopelli (that guys got a huge dick, what is it, like 3.34 meters from the frame to the tip?), and we’re gonna have a big purification ciricle, just get around in a group and dance and sing and howl at the moon and we gotta get a shaman to fucking expel all the insecurity ego bullshit, and just leave our cool id shell, with our improved dicks behind .
And we’re gonna get our acoustic guitars and that thread with the best songs to get the panties off, and that other thread with the PUA moves and the one liners, and invite a bunch of cool non slutty women who have been with 1-3 guys tops, and serenade them with a drunken Cinderella ballad, alarm/confuse/assault them with some crazy PUA babble, after which we will hopefully fit into those hipwading Trojan Magnums and knock the backsides out of those hotties.
Who’s with me? And by with me, I mean sitting in front of their computer trying not to let the Ambien take over and ruin a perfectly good intentioned fantasy.
Any one up for this? I’m going alone aren’t I ? In my 1987 Escort Wagon.
4/2008 Bpel 6.50, Beg 5.5, Mseg 4.9
6/2008 Bpel 6.75, Beg 5.5, Mseg 5.1
9/2008 Bpel 7.00, Beg 5.5, Mseg 5.1