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Here's what PE and this site has done to me

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Here's what PE and this site has done to me

Now it’s not enough to know how big some dudes dick is. I gotta know how it was MEASURED. And under what conditions. We’re assuming optimal, not intoxicated, 100% bonage, right, man? Wait, did you adjust for the curve ? Bone press, not ab press! LOL.

The more time I spend on here the more obsessive I get. I been here for months drinking all this poison.gimme the goddamn antidote!

:)

I jest. Y’all are alright.

I’m a fricking mess and a lot of our brethren here are too. Hear me, wounded brothers. I thought us all a “get well” plan. We’re gonna get ourselves out in the damn desert, maybe out by burning man near that giant statue of Kokopelli (that guys got a huge dick, what is it, like 3.34 meters from the frame to the tip?), and we’re gonna have a big purification ciricle, just get around in a group and dance and sing and howl at the moon and we gotta get a shaman to fucking expel all the insecurity ego bullshit, and just leave our cool id shell, with our improved dicks behind .

And we’re gonna get our acoustic guitars and that thread with the best songs to get the panties off, and that other thread with the PUA moves and the one liners, and invite a bunch of cool non slutty women who have been with 1-3 guys tops, and serenade them with a drunken Cinderella ballad, alarm/confuse/assault them with some crazy PUA babble, after which we will hopefully fit into those hipwading Trojan Magnums and knock the backsides out of those hotties.

Who’s with me? And by with me, I mean sitting in front of their computer trying not to let the Ambien take over and ruin a perfectly good intentioned fantasy.

Any one up for this? I’m going alone aren’t I ? In my 1987 Escort Wagon.


4/2008 Bpel 6.50, Beg 5.5, Mseg 4.9

6/2008 Bpel 6.75, Beg 5.5, Mseg 5.1

9/2008 Bpel 7.00, Beg 5.5, Mseg 5.1

Originally Posted by Fantom

… and we’re gonna have a big purification ciricle …

I nearly fell out of my chair.


I know what I want, and I'm coming to get it.

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Fantom. I appreciate your humour, and don’t wish to kill off any enjoyment members may have from reading your posts.

But we do like to keep the slang down a bit. The odd slang word is not a problem; but please remember that we have members from many countries, who would be confused at what you are saying in slang. So if you could reduce it a bit, more people would be abale to enjoy what you hve to say.

Thanks,

Petit


Don't be a lurker left out in the cold. :lurk: Join the happy band of donors!

Psst! The link is at the bottom of the page :bigwink:

Dude…Im just drunk enough to totally enjoy your thread. However, you totally dated yourself by the Cinderella reference…which I know how to play on my guitar. LOL! Damn, did I just date myself too?!

dlm4, you’re just not getting it: the idea is to confidently, perhaps even egolessly, dip your wick in (fornicate with or “date”) some non-slutty women in a post-industrial neo-pagan bachanal—not to date yourself! You really need to get out more! ;)

Originally Posted by Fantom
And we’re gonna get our acoustic guitars and that thread with the best songs to get the panties off, and that other thread with the PUA moves and the one liners, and invite a bunch of cool non slutty women who have been with 1-3 guys tops, and serenade them with a drunken Cinderella ballad, alarm/confuse/assault them with some crazy PUA babble, after which we will hopefully fit into those hipwading Trojan Magnums and knock the backsides out of those hotties.

Yep, all your prejudices in one paragraph :D


I'm fed up of having a signature!

Originally Posted by Fantom
Any one up for this? I’m going alone aren’t I ? In my 1987 Escort Wagon.

LOL :funpost:


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Fantom,

The “obsessive” situation which you mentioned is shared. I’ve been trying to understand it. Any ideas as to why and what it is that brings one to be so caught up?

Originally Posted by here2learn
Fantom,

The “obsessive” situation which you mentioned is shared. I’ve been trying to understand it. Any ideas as to why and what it is that brings one to be so caught up?

Agh… I’ve been here close to three years. We find this site, then imagine the perfect size and think we’ll get it in a few months; then we find ourselves, still here, close to three years later…. well, that’s how it happened for me.

I’m not one to sell out my dreams easily, and I never admit defeat - two really bad traits when directed at getting a bigger dick.


Going for 6 inches of girth, wish me luck.

Fantom your a funny bloke!

:)

Yeah, we’re doing that.

Well I think that loosened things up a bit.Great post.

Originally Posted by ThunderSS

Part timers. I have been trying to get out of this joint since day one and I haven’t done much serious PE since then either. Hotel California ain’t got nothing on this place. :)

There are some good resources available the Internet if you do want to give PE another go.


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