Hellfire and Fury at my small cock!

Guys,

I have lurked for 2 years; always coming back for the humor and companionship we all share at Thundersplace. For two years I have laughed at jokes, laughed at how our male minds work, and cherished the support I have seen. But I have not done a lick of PE.

I recently met the woman of my dreams. I will marry her and she loves me the same. Her sex life has been with BIG MEN, football player types and although she says I fall into the category of most regular guys, its not good enough to me. “Big dick sex isn’t necessarily better, its just different,” she says. “Size matters but you have nothing to worry about. You are plenty for me,” she says. “You are not small, and if so, it wouldn’t matter because we are in love,” she says.

Its her ex boyfriend that drives me the maddest. Big fat 6’4” ex-con, football fucker with a “slightly larger dick”. Foolish ass I was for ever asking the facts. God thank her for being an honest person, that’s one of the many reasons I love her. But now I can’t fuck her without thinking of how her pussy is used to much more.

Guys… Pay no attention to my “senior member” status, if it says so. I am a newbie. I have only contemplated PE for the past couple years abut have greatly enjoyed this site.

She says she doesn’t want it any bigger, but not any smaller either. I don’t buy it. I can measure my goals in inches or in something more meaningful to me…For her to tell me to slow down, it is too big. I prefer to do this in stealth, and to measure my progress by the confused looks on her face. I have mentioned “exercises” to her that MIGHT make a difference, and she was not sorely opposed.

Short guys like myself have more obstacles to face than larger men. I need not even cite the economics articles on how taller men make more money, have more success, and have more women. I am smart, and will make more money someday. I will never be tall and big (I’m 5’7” and 150 lbs). But damnitt to hell, let me have a nice fuckstick.

Until I figure out the signature stuff, I am 6.2 nbp and 6.6 bpel. Girth is an issue, with measurements varying from 4.75 at the circ scar to 4.9. If it takes 5 years and a 9x7 (like Dino) to have her take notice, then so be it. But I need a routine. I have built a hanger, and am working on a homeade ADS. I have cable clamps, pipe insulation, hose clamps, rolling pin, etc. Surely I will follow the newbie routine for a while, doing dry jelqs, etc until I am conditioned.

The most I ever put into an honest PE routine was about 3 days. I do think that she might have noticed, based on her saying that I am “growing”. Maybe I had gained a little in swelling, but nothing permanent.

I consider this a lifestyle change, like college, or something longer. I think that is the way to approach it when so many gains are needed.

I need lots of help. I can bring her to organsm with my hands or my tongue, but rarely with penetration. My girth is weak. Thank you all for reading and thank you for your responses.

I need 9x7 or something that will make her beg me to stop.

My only advice for you would be to read the above quote, and ask yourself why you would want to do PE, knowing this?
I don’t think you will be creating a very positive environment if you start hiding any real hardcore PE activities from your woman, especialy when she is as understanding as that.
I think it could create more problems then solutions, especialy considering no solutions are aparently needed.

Oh and as for your height; Im almost 6 foot tall and you got a bigger cock than me you prick, and I can still make women very much enjoy their stay with me, so if you have any clues you should be able to do the same, I would believe your woman. Ove course saying this, if you still feel you even need PE feel free to disregard this post. Either way good luck.

Dude, your girth is NOT weak, and your length is really good. Just do the newbie routine for a couple of months then step it up. Relax man, your cock is not small.

No offense, but you’ve been here for two years and you’re NOW asking some of the members for a routine?

That comes across as odd for two reasons:
1) If you lurked for as long as you claimed, then you should’ve gained a lot more knowledge than most members (including myself)…I’m surprised you asked for a set routine
2) That you hung around here for two years and hadn’t done a single routine

But alright. Pardon my cynicism. From the 7 weeks of PE I’ve done…

Like most people, stick with the newbie routine. Modifiy it if you have any concerns, but don’t stray too far from it. Avoid advanced exercises until after two months. Read this forum as much as possible, so you can understand every aspect of PE, even of you don’t plan on using them right away. Don’t be surprised if gains don’t appear right away. Some people are lucky with early gains; for others, it could take months or in the most extreme cases, years. Like other forms of exercising, PE may work differently for you than some other members, so over the months, experiment what works for you. Most importantly, stay consistent with the exercises and rest days are equally importent as well as exercise days. Don’t overwork your dick. It’ll do more harm than good.

Go for it Bro, you have a great chick who loves you now grow a dick you will be proud of. I would think about telling her some time in the future you want to be the master of your own body right from the start.

Dude, that is the attitude!I think that’s what differentiates between those who make gains and those who do not.

ATTITUDE!DESIRE!DEDICATION!I just plain told myself:fuck that, no one will ever tell me I am average again.I will change that, dead or alive(well, better alive, though:)

And for the overall size and dick size, please say no more, ‘cause those do not mean shit.I am a very well built lean 6’2” young healthy male with hardly an average dick, smaller than yours by the way.

So just start doing it and never give up.Let it be your motto.

For god’s sake, you’re in the normal range. Chill out.

Your stats are average so quit complaining. Self pitying is going to make the sex crap because while your busy thinking about yourself (and yes it is selfish even when you do so in a negative way), you are not thinking about her and how she feels and wants to feel.

First thing is to get over your own insecurities and then maybe in the long term you can improve your goods for your ego satisfaction

hahah and I love the thread title.
Quiet medieval or something like that, it’s catchy and for some reason reminds me of year 11 english class and reading something out of a shakespear’s play.

Or like your cock is in Lord of the Rings and the battle for middle earth is in your tunica or something like that!

I’m wondering though, and this question is merely for personal interest; it has no relevance to issues in post or in general; Is your girlfriend really hot, or really good looking, because im picturing her being with these muscly guys and all that. Well I think i’m trying to make the point, that despite your issue with your height- or lack there of, you must be a pretty decent guy anyway to pull a bird like that.
It seems like the dick issue is just your own. I have read a guy can at times be his own worst enemy when it comes to penis size, because in most cases, nobody else gives a fuck about the persons penis size except that person who actualy owns it. Not neccasirily trying to place you in a basket or anything but i’m just trying to put a psychological spin on it or something.

I’d say, for you, fuck PE. Save up for your wedding! Kegal regularly and enjoy life with your hot wife.

I think russian has just been watching Rocky on replay for the last 3 weeks or so, then just loged straight onto Thunders, and typed the first thing that came to his mouth..

Dudes. She called me regular and not big and not small. Her exes have all been big. I have to be big too!

D_sut, I do not understand the “Rocky” movie comment, are you trying to say I was not on the topic?The guy

Was lurking for 2 years without ever sticking to the PE routine, so I am just trying to put him into the right state of mind (I know I exaggerated, but hey .. That is just to show you need dedication in that thing) to help him start and stay on the PE course long-time.

HAHAH nah it’s all good rusian, im on the same page as you with the hole dedication thing your right on. It takes heaps of persistance and determination, and whichever way you decide to go after this thread is through-Grig, take this point if anything from this.

I was just saying you came barreling in like a compressed ball of motivation and encouragement that just exploded and poured confidence on us all. Not a bad thing.

:) Hope I did encourage some people.This site is so encouraging though that I am surprised that one can browse here for 2 years without giving his penis a good treatment of PE :) I could not keep my hands off my dick after
Being a member for one day - almost the porn effect :)

grigli 31: You want big then go for big my man. Just the fact that you’ve lurked around here for so long shows you that you were thinking about it. Don’t listen to d_sut i think he’s just jealous of your starting size. ;-p I know I am!

If you can get a big cock and you want a big cock then get out there and make yourself one brother. happy gaining.

And another thing, don’t think that her telling you the truth about big dick is something that’s now got to eat you up. Enjoy her enjoyment of a simple pleasure. Remember that the bodies and the shapes and the sizes are just the media we use for interfacing. Sure, the booty is rocking, but the *person it’s attatched to* will always be more important over the long haul. Be greatful that you guys share the kind of connection where she trusts you enough, and is herself trustable enough, to try and be honest with you- even on tricky subjects like this. Anyway, the truth is a good thing and it’s good that you two are sharing it.

And p.s. I’m keeping PE a secret too even though my wife is a pro big dick bisexual hottie who would be supportive as hell if I told her. I’m keeping it a secret as a motivator for me. I want HER to tell Me it’s big. lol.

peace man