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Happy Birthday Twat !!!

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Hobbs, I lost my dog collar long ago. Is that a bad thing? Will you turn me in to the crazy catcher.

Flower, I appreciate the well wishing and help you have always given me.

Tube, I lost my intergalactic passport. But I appreciate the Birthday dance.

Dino, when we drinking again? Something good, you know like imported cause I am such a snob.

Winston, you said Love? You scare me man. I have to go now! Go cure cancer or dig a tunnel or something.

Peforeal, I hope I have entertained you while I have been here. These earth years add up.

L Born, my friend, I made my birthday wish and Miss Briana didn’t show up. I guess ice cream cake is not as good as a crack pipe for her and her skinny ass. Please send her relatives over anytime. I need to get married in less than a year now.

Dr, I wised up. I got tired of throwing dice with other losers in my basement with Dungeons and Dragons. I can’t cook or feed myself. So women have been put on the earth to assist in that venture with me. That explains the waitress/barmaid connection, if that didn’t occur I would have died out a long time ago.

n2grow, thanks for the B-day wishes. It was decent. I netted some loot.

Krowax, dude what’s up? When you mailing some imported liquor over here for me?

Y, thanks man. Always a pleasure dealing with you. How is life in the NW again? Different beat than the SE?

Mem, yes I am 29 again and again. Everyday for but a year with the devil magic I use. I do look 5 to 10 years older physically though.

Chit, sure that will happen. Next you’ll be shotglasspimping too.

Horse, yes I am but a youngster. Thanks for the Birthday wishes though.

Thank you everyone. I appreciate the well wishing.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Happy Birthday to you TT


The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.

Well, well my “old” friend :)

And many, many more to ya!

:buttrock:


The ravings of a madman...

I don’t get why you are faking your age Twat. I refer you to this post from 3 years ago.

Originally Posted by twatteaser
Yeah, I can’t believe I made it into my thirties. I expected some cracked up momma to take me out with an uzi or for a burger.
There’s some kind of weird preternatural luck I have, which leads me through my tortured, Hooter’s induced, psychobabble, beat poet, sentence structure like a guy named Bob who’s mission is to teach me how to make clarified butter into the perfect sexual lubricant, before he explodes in twenty seconds.
It’s like every frame has white doves in it and my eyes are bulging like some thyroid victim as I wait for the cream puff girl to finish her shift, knowing that she might be the one .. not keanulike more the person who can mother a brood of 20 twat pups in 15 years without losing the shape of her breasts.

Link to bad thread (threadid 5457) removed


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A very happy 29th birthday to you TwatTeaser. I’m glad you liked my gifts. You the man


make it happen, make it long, make it happen, make it fat, make it happen, make it hard, make it happen, make it last, make it happen, make it fast, make it happen, make it real, make it happen, make you feel, make it happen, make it happen, make it happen

Radii, Thanks man.

Merlin, I appreciate the cool Pms I have gotten over the years.

Joystick, My Italian friend, Thanks for everything. I will eventually rise from the ocean and visit Europe, leaving a path of amusement to the denziens of that land.

Mem, I must have wrote that in some strange mushroom growing on my lawn and gas huffing incident while drinking. It was maybe a domestic beer slipped to me by my cheap family that did me dirty.

I forgot to get that horroscope clipping in the paper for it is your birthday deal. Oh well.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

Originally Posted by memento
I don’t get why you are faking your age Twat. I refer you to this post from 3 years ago.

/forum/showthread.php?t=5457#post5457

Oops, busted! Happy (belated) Birthday TT! Thoroughly enjoy your posts, thanks.

Another Leo, there should be an astrological poll for this forum.


Last edited by cantlook : 05-12-2012 at .

Do visit Twatman. You can use my floating pyramid to come here. I will fill it with some of the world’s most beautiful women so they’ll keep your entertained on your journey. What’s more, the pyramid is armed with an electric scepter that you can use to zap deathrays at your enemies


make it happen, make it long, make it happen, make it fat, make it happen, make it hard, make it happen, make it last, make it happen, make it fast, make it happen, make it real, make it happen, make you feel, make it happen, make it happen, make it happen

Originally Posted by fastqwerty
Oops, busted! Happy (belated) Birthday TT! Thoroughly enjoy your posts, thanks.

Another Leo, there should be an astrological poll for this forum.


Thanks! There is a poll started by either PEforeal or Avocet on just that topic.


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

And a pinch to grow an inch! <all kinds of puns there, take your pick>


cead mile failte :lep:

Happy Birthday TT!!! :)

Sidenote: Ive had the pleasure of meeting TT in person and I can say that he is a cool and unique character.


If you knew you could not fail...what would you attempt to do? Female Foot Fetish Current Stats: 5/4/10 8.5BPx6.0, 7.5NBP Achieved Goal and have been on maintenance program since

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